i know nothing but i’m here to learn • social psych phd: celebs, language, media, & wealth science™ • MSL UXR
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Every once in a while it occurs to me that people haven’t
1) calculated how much they’d need to bring in every year while retired,
2) figured out their retirement target, and then
3) worked backward from there to shape their career decisions!!
It’s actually so cool that my replies are full of spam bots all responding with almost the exact same message over and over. It rocks. It doesn’t bother me at all that twitter used to be a place where I met people who’ve become close friends and now it’s a cesspool. Nice.
Jake Shane when I set up your green room it’s gonna look like a saw trap
three 2025 comedy tour riders: Tom Segura, Jake Shane, Caleb Hearon (sort of). find more at comedyfees.com
patrick doyle retweeted
Hi, it's Darshita. I am a designer.
And I'm pitching myself in public 'cause I'm done with a year full of anxiety.
Everyone says design is dead and AI killed it. But the real parasite was hiding in plain sight.
So here's my film, DESIGN IS DEAD. She's bold, fearless and very PINK 💖
Hiring? My DMs are open.
Call me crazy but I feel like a crowded stairwell isn’t the right place to be figuring out what YouTube video to watch.
patrick doyle retweeted
the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
patrick doyle retweeted
throwback to the time I took hours out of my day to decipher the rural juror finale song and make this karaoke-style lyric video and then never posted it bc it was strictly for my own personal enjoyment (until now bc I'm philanthropic like that)
