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Pen

@pendradragon

Most call me Pen, others call me Hilderp

Joined February 2024
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I hope whichever HR person looking me up on social media because they got my application sees my clips and thinks I’m good at Splatoon 3. Or shitposting. Either or.
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“plz coach me” then doesn’t listen to a single fucking thing i say holy shit
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The economy when it’s finally my turn to be an adult:
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USSep 23
⚠ U.S. PREPARING 90-DAY DIESEL EXPORT BAN: POLITICO
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Do you wipe back to front or front to back?
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I decided to make Thanatos in Tomodachi Life instead of studying for finals like I’m supposed to 🙃
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Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianApr 23
🚨WHITE HOUSE PHOTO OF TRUMP JUST RELEASED
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Perpetually eepy
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Image from smol silly cat (@Catsillyness)
Image from smol silly cat (@Catsillyness)
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He’d like to show them his favorite fishy!
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Replying to @alltooriah
Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps
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“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” ok well i’m a shapeshifter?? at poe’s masquerade?? hiding both face and mind??? all free for you to draw???
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Image from 𐂯 your mutt 𐂯 (@Lilfleshpup)
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Back on my bad behavior
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✨I don't care✨
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@kmcnam1Feb 19
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ワガハイからミンナに、ハッピーバレンタイン！ #バレンタインデー　#ValentinesDay
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“Get into cybersecurity, it’s fun.” Me after one typo turns a 10-hour lab into an incident report:
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