When you like someone so much that you avoid watching their stories.

imagine being attached in an online talking stage 🤡

silly me for thinking that i would be chosen.

I do not like dragged out conversations. Get to the point, please.

GODDAMN I'm going crazy

i think it’s so cute when someone watches a show or a movie just because you liked it

The hottest girls are always a little weird

i hate when people know exactly what they did but lack the guts to own it.

Hate you October

The amount of self control it takes to not ruin everything i love

You had me at Hello.

Everybody asks what i ate today but nobody asks what ate me today

being 5.2 means you're always altering your pants I'm tireddddddd

how arabs are so genuinely fukin rich? makes no sense

small talk is enough for me to block them

They saw your msg in their notifications. They knew you liked their story. They knew you liked them. They knew you wanted to talk to them. They knew you commented on their post. They fucking knew everything. Stop fooling yourself.

how do u get the algorithm to stop assuming things abt u

Brown eyes are so pretty. And no, I don't say that just cause I have brown eyes myself, lol.

i may look normal to you but deep down, i’m always yearning for something i can’t even put into words

Babe i’m sorry i’m more funnier than you