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I’m really shy and pretty @puppyxvx

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Joined May 2012
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it’s not my birthday
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missouri state bands (they’re all stl but fuck it)
washington's state bands if you even care
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girlfriend took me to the park to take pictures of me I feel so pretty 🥰🥰
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yeah I’m kind of hot 😳
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just got this ad while scrolling tiktok and I had to put my phone down because I was laughing so hard
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I’m getting the area right above my armpit tattooed
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actually no I’m getting my shoulder tattooed again
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would you fuck this minion
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I might be able to pull off hell fest west woah
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woman sitting at the table next to me at apple store talking about me because I didn’t realize she was immediately talking to me
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I woke up and my phone is bent I guess I sat it with my beautiful voluptuous ass is too much for an iphone to keep its shape
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anyway I love spending $100 to fix a mistake that my ass caused
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“I hate gay halloween” posts are so annoying I’ve never seen one that makes me laugh
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guy at the dmv was very into the fact his first name is my middle name and kept asking questions about it 🫩
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they’re putting me down
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this happens so often and I always feel so defeated
When i'm yapping and they say "u already told me this"
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forgot I actually need to wear my glasses
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penny (penelope for long) retweeted
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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