
I’m really shy and pretty @puppyxvx
it/its/she 🏳️⚧️
Joined May 2012
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just got this ad while scrolling tiktok and I had to put my phone down because I was laughing so hard
woman sitting at the table next to me at apple store talking about me because I didn’t realize she was immediately talking to me
I woke up and my phone is bent I guess I sat it with my beautiful voluptuous ass is too much for an iphone to keep its shape
guy at the dmv was very into the fact his first name is my middle name and kept asking questions about it
penny (penelope for long) retweeted
ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


























