If the Halloween party I’m going to tonight don’t got Vicodin in the bathroom cabinets I’m killing myself
The second you turn 18, in half the states in this country you can go down to the vape store and buy as much unregulated Vicodin as you want. Drugs won the war against them in a blowout
White people be like “white people be like” but they be the white people that be like 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR BENJAMIN NETANYAHU - THE UNIVERSITY OF MEMPHIS DJ PLAYING EDM MUSIC DIRECTLY OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AT 8:30AM AT VICTORY PARK APARTMENTS IS ABOUT TO DEVELOP A NUCLEAR WEAPON. PLEASE BENJAMIN NETANYAHU. PLEASE SAVE US. PLEASE LET ME DIE FOR ISRAEL RIGHT NOW!
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watching him chew like this makes me feel parental towards him like its my chud son
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sorry i would let you hit but you happen to be the one hot friend i’ve arbitrarily decided to make an exercise in maintaining platonic relationships























