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petercollins

@petercollins

Supplier of left-handed screwdrivers

Joined January 2009
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To all those people tagging me into some stuff about sports that I don't understand: no, I'm not him.
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Presumably he was wearing budgie-smugglers? independent.co.uk/news/world…

Man arrested while sneaking 10 birds through Florida airport in his pants

Alberto Hernandez Castillo had traveled from Havana to Miami with 10 live birds stuffed into his underwear, federal authorities said

independent.co.uk
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I hear scientists have discovered that the brain is made up of two separate organs. Hmm, I dunno, I'm on two minds about this... medicalxpress.com/news/2026-…
Human brain has a split origin, new research suggests

Human brain has a split origin, new research suggests

For centuries, scientists have thought of the brain as a single, unified organ. But new research led by Stanford Medicine reveals that what we call the brain is two distinct organs that evolved...

medicalxpress.com
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New Scotland Yard is neither new, nor is it in Scotland, nor is it a yard. Discuss.
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Carphone Warehouse doesn't sell carphones and isn't based in a warehouse. Discuss.
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The Lord Privy Seal is neither a Lord (she's a Baroness actually) nor does her job involve privys or seals. Discuss.
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I have had this account since Jan 2009, but I suspect that at some point X.com will be forced to ask me to prove I am over 18, as if I might somehow have signed up at the age of 6 months.
X. It’s what’s happening

X. It’s what’s happening

From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

x.com
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Thought for the day: I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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Linkin Park are not a recreational area, nor are they a social network for dull business people. Discuss.
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Move along now, nothing happening here
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I'm not him, or him, or him. I'm me
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The Thighmaster is neither a thigh nor a master. Discuss.
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Rhode Island is neither a road nor is it an island. Discuss.
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This definitely isn't me. That frock wouldn't suit me at all. rcdea.org.uk/bishop-peter-co…

Bishop Peter Collins - Catholic Diocese Of East Anglia

Bishop Peter Collins Peter Gwilym Collins was born on May 13, 1958, in the town of Tredegar, South Wales, and then nurtured with his three older […]

rcdea.org.uk
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But those teeth... they're "BBC sitcom vicar teeth" aren't they?
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"Grape-Nuts" are neither grapes nor are they nuts. Discuss.
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The Partridge Family were not partridges, nor were they a family. Discuss.
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Oxford Circus is not a circus, nor is it in Oxford. Discuss.
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“The Prince of Tides" was not a prince and he had no authority over packets of detergent. Discuss.
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Dr Pepper was neither a doctor nor a pepper. Discuss.
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