Software and technology professional. These are my views, not my employer's. Or my family's. Or mine.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined January 2009
Hi @Qantas, there is a problem with my flight credit but I cannot get through to your phone support line. I cannot find any other way to get in contact to resolve this. How can I get help? Thanks.
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Turns out the Telstra smart modem is kind of dumb.
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In its defence it’s probably unlikely the modem would fail over to 4G due to a DNS issue - NBN was probably still ‘working’ for it. Changing DNS servers would have worked - I settled for pulling out the ethernet cable.
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Just got a Covid-19 email from a freeway. A FREEWAY.
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Hey @telstra, got an SMS saying NBN will be out 19th March or no later than 25th March. Outages site says 31 March. WFH is a thing - how can I find out?
Well done @Qantas on your voucher policy for pre-existing bookings. One big load off.
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the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together
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With every version of iOS I get worse at typing. I now almost exclusively use the back key. This can’t possibly be my fault.
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How often have you heard "Our quality is poor, we need more testing (or testers)"? When you hear this, know that this indicates a fundamental misunderstanding of what testing is or does. medium.com/@theresaneate/tes…
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No - do not start trending up again
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The _only_ good thing about this is a senior QUT lecturer referring to a "fancy AI model" zdnet.com/article/twitter-bo…
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Telstra mobile in South Gippsland is close to unusable. 3G or no service at all. Seriously hope those further east who really need it have better service from our “biggest” provider.
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Hey @AusNetServices I get it was pretty windy yesterday, but 26 hours to restore power service to our area?
The guy literally went to economics school to get better at selling drugs. He should be listened to.
"I don't think in terms of minutes or hours or days," says the insanely productive @idriselba. f-st.co/ciulVWH
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Epic farewell @nxdnz. @rdurnall you should have been there
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Thank goodness Heroku deprecates stacks otherwise I would never know about the apps I've built and promptly forgotten about
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Peter Moran retweeted
Melbourne cyclists, I spotted this Specialized Crux in my local pawn shop this morning. It looks a little out of place in there, so I’m posting in case you know someone who’s missing their much loved gravel ride:) Please retweet or forward amongst your networks.
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... and their post-technical parent who may have optimistically offered to help
When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads. 😂
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