Cat Limps Home With 13-Inch Arrow Shot Through Its Head - http://bit.ly/YdPcb

Cat vs. Aquarium: http://digg.com/d311sni?t

man blames cat for downloading child pornography: http://digg.com/d3102RJ?t

RT @tweetmeme Get off my nuts : Regretful Morning http://bit.ly/xE1PO

It's Follow Friday! @FuckingCat @Mr_D_cat @charliehatesyou @Dunkin_the_Cat @My_name_is_Moto @MissBasilKitty

I knew I had special powers over humans! http://digg.com/d1wb51

I lol'd http://bit.ly/ZXn6R

A cat boxing a rooster! http://digg.com/d1vvwp

Wow, lots of sour grapes because of tweeterwall votes. I didn't know cats were such conspiracy nuts. ;)

Good kitty pal catches a bat in mid-air! http://digg.com/d1vIT6

Excessive heat warning! I better stay inside tomorrow.

What really happens to our cat pals when they're on catnip? http://bit.ly/128iZk

You're welcome? #thankyoupete

Thanks for all the votes on Tweeterwall! http://bit.ly/10oqOt

Cat on a turntable! http://bit.ly/1a4W4n

Swine flu? pfft.. Call me when there's a cat flu!

Cat on a treadmill!! http://bit.ly/X3Jj3

Even I was here before @oprah and I'm a cat! Meow! #herebeforeoprah

What's this about a #teaparty? Us cats should hold a #meowparty instead!

I hope Amazon doesn't ban books about kitties next! #amazonfail