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@pglonghouse

don’t believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free

 London
Joined February 2022
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what i look like. If you even care
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Not sure if i simply can’t do it anymore or if i merely don’t want it bad enough
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Tung Tung Sahur is an Asherah pole, a Baal stick, an Italo-Austronesian fasces, a baseball player, a minor djinn, a spirit of a slain coconut tree, dawn's father
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Rona in the library #expand
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Post where everyone likes Rowley more in their local Reform branch so Greg joins Restore and gets shunned at school so he has to be friends with Fregley
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ten years ago when this album came out and it was the only thing i listened to for months. Who remembers
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I always imagine this guy is Nathan fielder
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egg car my love

egg car

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restore your gold fish dignity
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in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey
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I wore this exact outfit to my first day of 3rd grade
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everything is downstream of niche online subcultures example number 934774747473
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don't cry because it happened, smile because it’s over
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party idea: everyone comes dressed up as one of the cutouts on the cover of Sgt peppers lonely hearts club band
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Powder blue eyeshadow on brown eyes #dontsleeponit
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deepika padukone during her modeling days
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This is so auntie
Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMNOct 23
Less scrolling, more strolling. Enjoying our beautiful Minnesota lakes. 🥰
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the way everyone speaks in riddles and secretly hates me and lies to me and wants me to die and
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I’m assembling a team
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being asked to show my ID at tesco to buy a bonne maman rum baba
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