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@phalangies_

don’t believe the hype

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Bentley Hudgins
@bentleyforusNov 6
This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Tony Washington (@TonyWashintc) profile pictureTony Washington@TonyWashintcNov 6
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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chelsea obscura@halointheriverNov 4
I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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Elahe Izadi@ElaheIzadiNov 4
I am kinda curious about mapping World Cup hosting cities/towns against midterm results
🦇 la exploradora 🕸️ (@Missy_dee811) profile picture🦇 la exploradora 🕸️@Missy_dee811Nov 4
Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 4
so SAY. geronimo
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Hot Take Appreciator@IHateNYTNov 4
Replying to @CaRenaeTX
Oh, you’re in a red state? Your bio says Texas
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meg “Yooper” bitchell@MeganBitchellNov 4
WOKE 3
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Madhura (@madhurahoval) profile picture
Madhura
@madhurahovalNov 3
what a banger. tiktok literally checks if you're lying in bed this is why we push creators to talk like they would to a friend on facetime. the feed rewards it
Ayo O (@ayoships) profile pictureAyo O
@ayoshipsNov 3
I reverse engineered tiktok
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depressed corporate bitch (@nailahimanixo) profile picture
depressed corporate bitch@nailahimanixoNov 3
one of my favorite ‘running from danger’ scenes in a horror movie like these athletes were not fucking around 😭 KNEES TO CHEST!
st☆rgirl (@ashtancx4) profile picturest☆rgirl@ashtancx4Nov 2
they were hauling ass!! now THIS is how you run in a horror movie, you hear me??
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picture
Pop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greggory Hull. (via NBC) She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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Colb (@___Colb___) profile picture
Colb
@___Colb___Nov 4
SHARIA LAW IS HERE.
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nuwi 🎀🍰 (@furinuwi) profile picture
nuwi 🎀🍰@furinuwiNov 3
my sister translates a lot of phrases ppl use on twt literally to spanish for the bit and i think we should all do that for our own languages. cuando te enterás que tu cabra está lavada💔
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𝖇.𝖆.𝖉 𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 (@southerngothicc) profile picture
𝖇.𝖆.𝖉 𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋@southerngothiccNov 3
not the butter on the stone
South Dallas Foodie (@SouthDallasFood) profile pictureSouth Dallas Foodie
@SouthDallasFoodNov 3
There’s a special place in hell for whoever is behind this account
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Я (@LJJM__) profile picture
Я@LJJM__Nov 2
Voted blue in California
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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CBS News (@CBSNews) profile picture
CBS News
@CBSNewsOct 31
Cellphone video captured an ICE agent pointing a gun at a bystander walking two dogs during an immigration enforcement operation in North Hollywood on Friday. The footage shows masked officers detaining another man before two agents rush toward the dog walker after he appears to pick something up from the ground. One agent pushes him into bushes while pointing a gun at the bystander's face.
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J 🎙️ (@blackhawkce457) profile picture
J 🎙️
@blackhawkce457Oct 31
😂😂😂
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Betty B. Joe-King@shortdarkskinnyOct 30
Demi’s speaking voice placement is so… like no denying that’s a powerhouse. Put the diaphragm in the louvre.
ً (@raresblvd) profile pictureً
@raresblvdOct 29
selena: "i used to think it was super cool to cover half my face" demi: "apparently i still do" they are so funny😭😭
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salaah (@ruIe8am) profile picture
salaah@ruIe8amOct 30
Spanish speaking oomfs umm lady at work asked my age I said oh 22 she said ohhhh pobrecita…..#whatdatmean
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