Why do people act like this is quirky and deep. They all embody every desirable masculine trait ever, no one would be all pretentious over wanting to fuck a 3’4 goblin. If you’re gonna pretend to be a monster fucker or whatever at least be into like Gollum or something
Found my old useless piece of SHIT wifi adapter that had its shell broken off. I could turn this into a hair clip lol was my first thought but wouldn’t that be kinda odd .
every time i get a post with over 4 likes it feels like 1 Billion because the only other times ive used twitter are 1) edtwt when i was 16 (i had a lot of followers though including an e-celeb) 2) art account i posted on every Month 3) private account with 2-3 followers. Nice
Im a retarded person bro i saw someone’s bio had “⛏️ dni” and furrowed my brows and thought pickaxe? Picks? Pricks? Hammer??? And then i was like ohhh. Miners. Minors.











