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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d0395ba…
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
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It’s an exciting time of year for our northern neighbors, when they tap maple trees in order to extract baby Canadians.
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Reasons to dump your "feminist" girlfriend: she . . . - Owns pants. - Has a gay (sic) in the family. - Likes beer. - Votes. In. Credible.
Men: Dump your feminist girlfriend today! Fill out & issue her our handy “DUMP HER!”™️performance review, then walk away!
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counter girl at dry cleaner salad girl in restaurant specifications typist census crew leader (loved it!) math teacher
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had: 1) carpet shampoo telemarketer 2)sandwich artist 3)envelope stuffer 4)California Raisin 5)census worker (disaster)
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1/several -- Unpopular idea that nobody will bother to read: Why does the US still use imperial measurements? Sure, we're used to them, but that's a dumb argument.
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4/several -- Don't tell me that Powerful Countries use imperial measurements. Literally THREE countries still use them. The other two countries are not exactly world powers.
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5/several, maybe the end -- It's embarrassing. We should just bite the bullet and switch to metric.
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It is all just so hard and so complicated and it cannot all be reduced to a meme. Real people are struggling, and they need help. That's where the pro-life movement needs to be.
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Totally agree. Also, now I have a title for my autobiography: "A Mother Unhinged."
Sending a complicated “theme days” dress up list less than 36 hours before the start of camp should be illegal. I am a mother unhinged.
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Ladies, THIS is a real Catholic man. Somebody should find out who he is and see if he's taken.
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People I follow don't show up in Twitter's emails to me. However, somebody I blocked does. Repeatedly. What the actual heck.
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Monica Snyder of @secularprolife at the 2023 Rehumanize #MarchForLife Meetup! #Atheism #ProLife
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Aw, good old Santa Claus. Such a calm, peaceful man. NOT.
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When dog training goes bad but . . . man, does that dog love her!
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If you like animals and wholesome content, you should follow this account. Allllll the good feels.
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Looks like getting vaccinated doesn't harm one's fertility. OTOH, getting COVID during pregnancy can harm the baby as well as the mother.
New findings on #CovidVaccination and #Fertility! Using the @BUPRESTOStudy, we show no association between #CovidVaccination in either partner and fertility among couples #TryingToConceive A 🧵 on our new study in @AmJEpi #EpiTwitter (1/12) doi.org/10.1093/aje/kwac011
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Oh, you "don't see color"? If you were Black, you sure would.
A Black professor had his house appraised. The value: $472,000. Then he removed indications of Blackness from his home, including family photos. He had a white colleague — another Johns Hopkins professor — stand in. The second appraisal: $750,000. nyti.ms/3dE8TyW