The guy preying on the girl in a red hood, had his name redacted from the Epstein files #TheSecretsInTheDarkForest

Future Press Secretary in training

#ThatsMyBestAdvice If at first you don't succeed, find someone to throw under the bus

#AddACerealToAMovieOrSeries White Trix

#AddACerealToAMovieOrSeries A Raisin Bran in the Sun

#ItsBarely2026AndAlready I'm dreading what crazy crap this guy's gonna be up to

#BaconDishesInASongOrMovie Take another bacon bit of my heart now baby

#IAmBadAtMathematicsBut not quite as bad as this guy

Is it just me, or does RFK Jr . sound like Reverend Jim "Iggy" Ignatowski, from Taxi

NRA starting new site to pinpoint potential trans gun owners: AR-15andMe

Slavery, Shmlavery... Easy Peasy

If he sues, and it ends up in court, will Melania and Ivanka be called to testify? #SouthPark #matt #trey

$1.5 billion is bigger than other things displayed

Coldplay files: the geriatric side of the epstein shenanigans

#OneSentenceGraduationSpeech Take on the world, blow off your loans

#BroughtMeBackFromTheDead First fart post-colonoscopy

Sweep it under the rug until Fall #MakeSpringCleaningDecadent

Kashmir sweater #PutClothesOnASongOrMovie

#BringsOnSpringFever An overwhelming fear I'll have to sneeze and poop at the same time

#FakeTributeActs Mr. Mister Mom