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GALM (白魔鬼) 𓆏🩻👻

@phasmic_wound

It’s too bad that all these things can only happen in my dreams

Joined March 2024
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This is what I’d say if I were begging to get raped by a Mauser bayonet
Blue America (@BlueAmerica2028) profile pictureBlue America@BlueAmerica2028Nov 4
Replying to @smcroasters
Good luck keeping your guns. It’s our country now. You play by our rules.
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Gris 🇩🇰 (@Graesplaene_) profile picture
Gris 🇩🇰@Graesplaene_19h
We were discussing the midterms during social studies class and someone unironically started talking about “basic human empathy”
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I’m too employed for this shit man
KG Reloaded (@reloadkg) profile pictureKG Reloaded
@reloadkgNov 4
GTA 6 launch day is about to be INSANE on Twitch and YouTube. 😭 Which streamer are you watching FIRST?
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mayo (@ButtTonguer) profile picture
mayo@ButtTonguer11h
When she finally gets the vaginoplasty
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Cowboy Giraギラー(八月)🔞 (@gira__art) profile picture
Cowboy Giraギラー(八月)🔞
@gira__art8h
I’M GONNA CRY LOOK AT THIS VIDEO
🔩🔥 ˖𓍢 𝖦ᥣⅈ𝕥ɕɦɣ𝖥ⅈ𝕫𝕫ɣ ˖·🤡🎯 (@F1ZZYB0T) profile picture🔩🔥 ˖𓍢 𝖦ᥣⅈ𝕥ɕɦɣ𝖥ⅈ𝕫𝕫ɣ ˖·🤡🎯@F1ZZYB0TNov 2
I’M GONNA CRY LOOK AT THIS VIDEO
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Anthony 🀄🐶 (@SillyActions) profile picture
Anthony 🀄🐶@SillyActions6h
You dont understand how badly i want to get molested by sirius
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Giraffic Park@park_giraffic11h
"Good afternoon. I'm new to these parts. Can you direct me to your nearest yummy carcass?" "......."
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“YAMS. 10 O’ CLOCK. POINT BLANK.”
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Ranivan@secondhand9280Nov 5
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IDFK80699 (@IDFK80699) profile pictureIDFK80699@IDFK806993h
Replying to @phasmic_wound
Instantly ruined the joke by mentioning Epstein. 🫩
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Talked to a woman once
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Yeah so what if I constantly know the prices of airline tickets to Istanbul and I’m always wearing a hat. So what.
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My rapist homo thugs are coming to oil you down.
Pluh (@Pluhc2i5) profile picturePluh@Pluhc2i55h
Replying to @phasmic_wound
“Epstein”
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mayo (@ButtTonguer) profile picture
mayo@ButtTonguerNov 5
black women is the only thing holding this country together
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Poopwaffen sends their regards
Rabbi Jeremy "Buford" Höggberg (@BHoggberg) profile pictureRabbi Jeremy "Buford" Höggberg
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I am horrified. Nazi imagery and swastikas found in a New York public bathroom. This is why we Jews are terrified to go out in public. No one else is in greater danger.
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mayo (@ButtTonguer) profile picture
mayo@ButtTonguer13h
when you stimfap for 10 hours and realize you left your baby in the car
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5 days later and the sweatshirt I gave a few sprays of this still smells very plainly of it. Kinda crazy
GALM (白魔鬼) 𓆏🩻👻 (@phasmic_wound) profile pictureGALM (白魔鬼) 𓆏🩻👻@phasmic_woundOct 31
This stuff smells fucking nuts dude. It’s like a straight face full of well worn and well treated leather if it were caked in incense ash
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Cady (@Cadyshaun1) profile picture
Cady@Cadyshaun111h
"Kill your local rapist" ppl when it's actually time to kill rapists.
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
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Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on California’s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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