Stand up comedian from Chico, CA based in NYC. Loves cheese.
New York City, NY
Joined April 2012
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Some day I'll be on TV. And millions of people will recognize me and say, "Hey, I let that guy bum a cigarette once."
@deoncole I’d love a Don King biopic and I’d love for you to star. Well done boss!
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@GregMcElroy why do you have other teams helmets on display? It’s #rolltide or nothing! Get ts outta there! 😂
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3. @McDonalds hurry tf up and partner with @eggo and make a chicken and waffle McMuffin. Jesus.
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2. @netflix if I pay for a subscription, I should be able to watch at work AND at home you greedy fucks.
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1. @nytimes there should be an AM and PM Wordle. One for on the way to work and one for on the way home.
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@KDTrey5 sometimes you just gotta tell these photographers no. 🤦♂️😂
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@AthleticsPR y’all are fucking up not releasing more Sacramento A’s merch. It’s now a part of the @athletics history. And you’re disrespecting the city of Sacramento. Who has been a more than gracious host.
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@espn why are the @Athletics the only team in your app with no picture of the ball park they’re currently playing in? Stop hating.
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@Tip Respectfully. Please please PLEASE let @LilTunechi spit a verse on the remix. PLEASE.
#letemkno
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Football Night in America just used the Thizzelle Dance beat! 😳🥺 @SNFonNBC #RIPMacDre
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@RealMikeWilbon 🤨 Wth are you talking about? Literally MOST @Athletics fans would rather be at Oakland Coliseum. #Sacramento and #SutterHealthPark are great. But it’s not Oakland. #PTI
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What were those little pink socks @Diddy was always wearing in #TheReckoning ? He was even wearing them in the Cassie tape.
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