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Phil From Chico

@PhilFromChico

Stand up comedian from Chico, CA based in NYC. Loves cheese.

 New York City, NY
Joined April 2012
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Some day I'll be on TV. And millions of people will recognize me and say, "Hey, I let that guy bum a cigarette once."
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3. @McDonalds hurry tf up and partner with @eggo and make a chicken and waffle McMuffin. Jesus.
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2. @netflix if I pay for a subscription, I should be able to watch at work AND at home you greedy fucks.
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1. @nytimes there should be an AM and PM Wordle. One for on the way to work and one for on the way home.
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That was one of the best national anthems ever. #AllStarGame
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Immediately calling bs on this new episode of #LawandOrder 😂😂😂
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Football Night in America just used the Thizzelle Dance beat! 😳🥺 @SNFonNBC #RIPMacDre
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Biggie would’ve squeezed three… 👀
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@mymixtapez5 Dec 2025
Jay-Z surprised DJ Khaled with a BMW M3 for his 50th birthday, the first car he bought when he was just 15 🚘💯
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My #NewYearsResolution is to be more active. Again. 😬 #NewProfilePic
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What were those little pink socks @Diddy was always wearing in #TheReckoning ? He was even wearing them in the Cassie tape.
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Yo @stephenasmith Leave @danorlovsky7 alone! Dang!
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I’m only at work today so I don’t get fined. @MoneyLynch #RN4L
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If you kids haven’t listened to Tha Carter I, 500 Degreez, Lights Out or Tha Block Is Hot, respectfully stfu. You have no idea who or what you’re talking about.
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Changing outfits mid game like it’s a fashion show. You didn’t even play. 🤨 I wouldn’t even let you sit on my bench. FOH.
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@KarlTowns16 Jan 2025
Aye twitter, Sweat stains ain’t it on ESPN. Had to pull another fit out! anyways…GO BIRDS 🦅😤
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@cheetah12 Feb 2024
But we know why though right 🫣
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Matt Richards@mattwasfunny5 Jan 2023
Look at me! And switch to progressive for all your insurance needs!
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@KFCBarstool28 Jul 2021
I swear to God if I hear “Michael Jordan would never quit due to mental health issues!” ONE more time when the man literally quit due to mental health issues, I will explode.
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Mr. GoodVibes@Thid_da_kid7 Jun 2021
Why did @PhilFromChico get at you like that @CocoaButterPapi 😭😭😭😭
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Duck@funnyphilduck12 Apr 2021
Ep. 57 “Tragedy Baby” This week we had my boy @philfromchico or as I like to call him Chet Hanks 1.0 come by Space Mountain to talk some shit! This was a funny one that left @racheebe speechless!! #Datingappdisasterspodcast – at Manhattan, NY
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They said it couldn't be done. @RileysChico is the 2021 #BarstoolBestBar and the City is Chico is never going to be the same. Presented by @DrinkRevitalyte
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Had to. ❤️ @RileysChico #BestBarRileys
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