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Available for the Spurs job. Most views my own.

London
Joined October 2009
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I think the Pinter pause joke in Ted Lasso last night might have been one of the greatest lines ever delivered in television history and I wish X was here for it more.
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I’ve got an idea for a new TV show. It’s like Traitors, but without the missions. @BBC?
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Name that song. Found this in the archives from 10 years ago…
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Good game, sir
I built a game for @FourFourTwo – all you have to do is select an XI that has scored 442 goals in Premier League history. Lot of work went into this: should you keep you occupied for the long international break (or at the very least, your lunch break) fourfourtwo.com/quiz/442goal…
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I make that 2 points from 8 games. Surely there’s nobody out there who could save us from that position?
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Irrationally bothered that the #TraitorsUK chessboard has a black square in the bottom right corner.
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Ayew kidding me.
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Honestly don’t think it’s possible to win wearing this kit
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Erling Haaland owners.
First look at Cillian Murphy in ‘28 Years Later.’
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Anyone who creates a Twitter account dedicated to FPL deserves at least 2/3 of these mugs.
Imagine the look on your Secret Santa's face when they unwrap one of these bad boys. Know someone who takes FPL a little too seriously? Give them the gift of ridicule this Christmas ⬇️ fplmerch.com/collections/fpl…
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Every week it feels like a good time to sell Rico Lewis and then he pops up playing some mad new position and you end up holding him.
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Feels like @root66 could pass Tendulkar today… @bbctms
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Everton need to sack their manager and bring in Sean Dyche until the end of the season
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Excellent power play that, from England. 72-0 after 6 overs. @bbctms #BBCCricket
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I already hate how good Lo Celso’s going to be at Villa
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Anyone else’s toddler still demanding Three Lions on repeat?
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Southgate starting to turn me on again
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North London is Red! And for once, I don’t mind it… @UKLabour #GE24
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Toney MOTM as things stand 😂
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Dixon’s been bad, but saying Rice hit the target when he hit the post really takes the biscuit
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