Phil Phriday

Just here for the points @retrofitness

So you don’t have a gate open during our arrival time @JetBlue ? Did you not know we were landing? Because I knew months ago when I booked this flight.

Unless you are @nbcsnl , stop telling me I look like JD Vance

I went on the SXM Beer Tour in St. Maarten! Is it a must do? Check it out. youtu.be/a0ahEvvyStc?si=RBfC…

I travel to NYC just to have a threesome with these two beauties

Can’t wait to get back over to Anguilla youtu.be/x-HzkM8zLCA?si=3z5_… – at Sint Maarten

Just sold one of my photos on a throw pillow case…made $3 after production cost…so who is winning now? – at Sint Maarten

Just casually drinking a sweet wine called “Sugar Cube Blanc” with my mother. Nothing white to see here. – at Massachusetts, USA

What if, in America, I opened my arms wide open, reached higher, and bought Creed tickets? Would I sacrifice one last breath? – at Massachusetts, USA

And we’re back! 🍻!

“Too many people have access to airport lounges now!” says the guy who just last year got airport lounge access – at Massachusetts, USA

That’s MY quarterback – at Queens, NY

Remember to wear your white pants this weekend. #LaborDay2023 – at Los Angeles, CA

My Uber is really pushing this Depeche Mode world tour show…I have nothing to comment about it. Just found it odd. – at Los Angeles, CA

People who sit and smoke hookah by themselves…you okay? – at Burbank, CA

Name something that’s worse than a table of dudes wearing suits during happy hour at Yard House? – at Burbank, CA

Every product I use or subscribe to has increased their prices this year. My salary has remained the same. – at Burbank, CA