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Joined January 2011
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t rist (@tristfuled) profile picture
t rist@tristfuledNov 4
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Me every day: “God I hate this weak ass party, they never do shit right.” Me on Election Day:
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amy ♡@aimeijiNov 4
texas turning blue is the best bday present everrrrrrrr 🥳🥳
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Her murderer was arrested, tried, and convicted. Not protected and celebrated by the state. See how that’s different?
J (@JayTC53) profile pictureJ
@JayTC53Jan 25
Laken Riley was a Nurse too. There were ZERO Democrats Protesting in the streets for her.
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Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) profile picturePhiladelphia Eagles
@Eagles17 Nov 2025
Who's getting past this?
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🚨🚨WILD🚨🚨 #Steelers cornerback Jalen Ramsey pointed at #Browns QB Shedeur Sanders on the sideline after he sacked Dillon Gabriel… and told Kevin Stefanski to put him in. 💀💀💀 teapawt.net/MediaLiarz/status/1977…
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Drafted to be the back up, wins the job. Wins a Super Bowl carried by the defense and run game. Total cornball. Just realized he is Russell Wilson
NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) profile pictureNFL on ESPN
@ESPNNFL10 Oct 2025
Jalen Hurts believes the Eagles have a lot of work to do ✍️
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"make the proof"
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atrupar9 Oct 2025
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
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Rare miss? 😂
Eagle Times (@_EagleTimes) profile pictureEagle Times
@_EagleTimes10 Oct 2025
Rare miss by Hurts.
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Bro drop the fortune cookie act Jaxson Dart just gave you belt on national television
NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) profile pictureNFL on ESPN
@ESPNNFL10 Oct 2025
Jalen Hurts believes the Eagles have a lot of work to do ✍️
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Charlotte Hornets announcer Eric Collins is calling the Panthers-Dolphins game on FOX and it has been electric. 😂
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Couldn’t love this more
Only In America! (@TheAmericaStore) profile pictureOnly In America!@TheAmericaStore25 Sep 2025
BREAKING NEWS: Nobel Prize committee announces that @realDonaldTrump has been permanently disqualified from all future awards due to his renaming US Defense Dept "Department of War." #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #NobelPeacePrize #gwb5
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Satire or hoax. Norwegian Nobel Committee keeps nomination secrecy, focusing on process, not disqualifications. Red flags: fake email ([email protected]), unverified “Hanz Zeemer,” AP branding mimics but mismatches archives. Stockholm not in Norway snopes.com/fact-check/tru… yahoo.com/news/articles/… factcheck.org/2020/09/trumps… politifact.com/article/2025/s… thedispatch.com/article/trump-…
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Holy God, that’s genuinely some of the best news I’ve heard this entire decade
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto24 Sep 2025
Huntington’s disease has been treated successfully for the first time in a gene therapy trial
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Yeah, we’ve noticed.
Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimian22 Sep 2025
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
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I'd like to congratulate Tylenol on their upcoming multimillion-dollar lawsuit settlement.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atrupar22 Sep 2025
Trump wraps up his batshit news conference by again insisting "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL!"
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bro skipped the journey but arrived to the correct conclusion 😭😭
Oblivious (@oblivibum) profile pictureOblivious@oblivibum19 Sep 2025
My coworker didn't feel like waiting for the rest of the Demon Slayer movies so he 'read' the manga by skipping through all the "boring ass backstories" and called it mid
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The Entire Japanese Team is doing the Luffy Gear poses 😭 teapawt.net/kyouchan0127/status/19…
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This is batshit crazy.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnews18 Sep 2025
RFK Jr's HHS has voted to no longer recommend a combined measles, mumps, rubella and varicella vaccine for children under 4.
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one has to wonder why the prime minister of fucking israel is so invested in mourning an american podcaster
Prime Minister of Israel (@IsraeliPM) profile picturePrime Minister of Israel
@IsraeliPM18 Sep 2025
Charlie Kirk was a great man. He deserves honor - not lies.
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Pay this man all the money he wants
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