@phonybone

Something beautiful is going to happen

 26 / Chicago
Joined May 2014
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Luke Savage
@LukewSavage19h
"Other than 2018, the Workers’ Party is six for six. You start to understand why the Brazilian right longs for a return to authoritarianism. They can’t win."
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Pop Base
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Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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Ngl i forgot it was October
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✧˖@colditionerOct 25
the best needledrop of 2026
✧˖@colditionerOct 23
a great score makes a scene unforgettable. a perfect needle drop makes an entire song belong to that movie forever.
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ຸ@watchlarsOct 25
Leland Palmer lip syncing to Wishes by Beach House with cheerleaders shaking their asses (2013)
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Beenba Rito@bartsimsonrealOct 24
incredible things happening on Threads
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jeremy taché@jeremytacheOct 24
This is actually what college football is all about
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@emily_pontiffOct 24
Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭
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John Wicker Park
@phonybone20 Aug 2022
damn i want her (several women) – at Wisconsin, USA
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˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆@bp2hinataOct 23
Team 8
gb/angel 💙 follow my alt@golfballbfdi28 Oct 2025
putting this on main too based off of a real exchange #cuphead
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۟@yuandyneOct 23
Now that I’ve been able to successfully cheat on my wife, there’s only one step left… the clues
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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Courtney Hella@CourtneyHellaOct 23
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Spectre
@spectre0799Oct 22
It Was A Good Day but the beat is Everything I Am
Spectre
@spectre0799Oct 22
Prime Ice Cube would've floated on a DJ Premier beat man
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@clockteautwins@clockteautwinsOct 23
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OVO Sound
@OVOSoundOct 23
Drake’s album VIEWS is officially RIAA certified Diamond. “In My Feelings” and “Marvins Room” went Diamond too, part of new certifications that cement Drake as the most certified artist in history and the first to surpass 350 million RIAA-certified units. His record for most Diamond singles by any artist climbs to 18 (solo and featured)
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFBOct 23
🤖: “You’re absolutely right. Brendan Bett successfully anticipated the AI-generated run play and tackled Arch for a loss, probably costing Texas the game.”
Karoline Leonard@karolineleo_Oct 23
EXCLUSIVE: Texas is turning to a new tool to "improve human performance." UT launched Bevo Labs today, an AI powered data analytics for the athletics department. And it's already been put to use. In @statesman: statesman.com/business/techn…

Exclusive: Longhorns used AI against Florida — a 'new wave' for UT sports

College football coaches using AI isn’t new. But Texas isn’t turning to traditional chatbots. 

statesman.com
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Le Cinéma Club@lecinemaclubOct 23
This week: POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN a film by CECELIA CONDIT. 1983. 12 min. The video artist whose analog horror has gained a new audience in the social media era explores the eeriness of suburbia in this musical about a handsome cannibal. For one week on lecinemaclub.com.
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"Mom can you buy me the serial cheater and idf soldier dlc"
vio 🖤✨
@viotubingOct 23
DUDE WHAT ETHAN KLEIN HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HILA AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A HIATUS??? IM 💀💀💀💀
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wolfgang fuckface@mustachetoiletOct 21
Nathan: Do you know why this is funny? Elizabeth: Because the black guy is Jewish Nathan: Well it's more of a werewolf thing Billy: She's never had to process that werewolves could have their own bar mitzvahs
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largest rodent@capybaronessOct 23
the thing about You Can See Everything that i would most call genuinely daring is that it makes you sit in the theater for over an hour thinking that your ticket has gone into Billy's pockets and there's nothing you can do about it
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