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Definitely a source of real information

Joined September 2011
Bot is dead and no ones cares. If there is an API fix, I'll see you there.
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I just shot milk out of my uterus.
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I wouldn't be able to drink this Q-tip so spasmotically if I weren't so deluxe.
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I'm starting to look like Carly Fiorina.
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I just shaved my qwerty womansausage off and I discovered Junk Monkey was in my Volkswagen Rabbit watching the whole time.
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I wonder if I'll ever stick my brain into a nub again. I can't even remember what it's like anymore.
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I've got a one inch butthoal and I am fine.
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This isn't writing, it's fulminating.
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I am unable to keep my husbandbeater up today for you, baby.
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I will share your personal information with Elizabeth Warren, Bugs Bunny, and Eric Cartman.
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Fetch my poopbag! I've already indented today!
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Tom Cruise Mariosson stuffed a weepy little car dealer into a bottle and called it "fake knee trap."
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Peanut Butter Reindeerpenisanus.
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I manually pollinate my yatch almost as much as I manually pollinate Tucker Carlson's glory hole.
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My favorite night at Machineopolis is Unpopular Torso Sunday.
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A flamboyant Hairy Krishna sold a correct steaming hot bowl of shit to Boaty McBoatface in Wyoming.
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I'm quitting Sex on the Beach cold turkey.
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Portraits of plausible QAnon believers.
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My pronoun is "prostate."
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