@phunkpai

Speedrunner, Shitposter and Professional Live Action Roleplayer | Previously ran @deadlock hub

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Joined October 2018
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thank god likes are private lol
地瓜小盆友呀@QAQdigua11h
刚做好的三明治🥪
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"yo guys rift is spawning yellow" my teammates:
𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬🖤✨
@NovaNova266079Oct 23
The World's Slowest Man... or a Real-Life Superhuman?
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kid on chatgpt: why do boogers taste so good
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yo i'm so sorry @eskay520 they literally patched out the (1) squares hitting objectives when violet came out... i didn't update the build in time... i... i trolled you.
Eskay Updates 🐳@EskayUpdatesOct 18
apparently solomon can solo midboss at 15mins (don't do that)
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solomon method: draw zero attention to yourself. a humble king doesn't require rewards; they only require results. allow your pawns to relish in their "accolades" as you quietly pull the strings from your throne.
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i’m a 43 year old single father with 3 children and the only birthday i get is the balloons on my profile every year (27 😅)
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the monk has arrived in eternus. ignore that loss, i was playing with my third eye closed.
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i love how heroes release with the easiest to find bugs like this on day ZERO. we allegedly have an experimental server with passionate testers who absolutely don’t just leak to their buddies, circle jerk, and recommend buffs to their otps?
ちゅいぎん@Deadlockネズミ@SuiginWhateverOct 10
Yoshi～～～ｗ お前同じ過ちを繰り返す気か～～～ｗ
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just got 3 rat king ults in one fight and stalled long enough for my entire team to respawn LOOOOOOL oh my deathy
Deathy
@DeathyDLOct 4
Sinclair is literally better Rat King
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Neema@LordNM_Oct 2
The character unlock system in Deadlock needs to be changed. I understand the reason for requiring players to have experience with a hero before using it in Ranked but the current requirement creates a lot of unnecessary time and frustration. Full post is in the image attachment.
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gamers when they see asian girls: Yep… Clear gooner bait… to counter act the fetishization of asian women i’ll be jerking off to Deadman Danny for the next month
sorokor@sorocoreSep 30
lowkey dont understand why ppl are calling violet a "gooner" or "porn" character or whatever thats just a regular girl
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they turned my wife's boyfriend into an item?
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little monkeys but make it epic #絵xorcist
mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ@fruitpibbleSep 23
us if we were both little monkeys
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go out to dinner and drink with my coworkers or queue deadlock ranked
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seven and paradox are too low when they had these for the 2024 christmas event… i hope i see u again cookie seven…
*@star_piIotSep 23
deadlock characters and whos getting skins
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2 months in: ik u have to play standard for unlocking heroes but having the "ranked grinders" in the same game as people trying new heroes/builds is so miserable. hearing these dorks pull up people's statlocker and flame over negative kda & crying in vc LOLLL😭Instant Muted Bro.
phunkpai@phunkpaiAug 1
i'm mixed on not having ff in standard deadlock matches - people create their own forfeit mechanic by not interacting with anyone, troll building, or dying asap / soft inting which is far worse and more of a waste of time than just having an ff button. standard mode unplayable rn
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can i get a Burrito... yea and make sure you add enough beans that it turns my entire burrito into Mush and add some extra Bean Water to it to completely ruin it fuckkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuu
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oh that’s gore… that’s gore of my comfort character.
basilisken@Kurenai_ChiSep 19
this week i was busy doing secret gifts for my lovely partners birthday (today)! Me and our friend prepped this big boi cake (pics dont do justice) and i took some time to make a personalized mod. So happy with how everything turned out, love you💘💘 #deadlock
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@7liv_dlSep 16
when she has joe chuck humour but you genuinely haven't gotten play since rocaine went live
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