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the best take i’ve seen by far regarding the strategic reserve is that this is just classic trump negotiation tactic
for a true reserve to happen trump will have to convince congress, he can’t decide on his own
whenever trump needs to convince others stakeholders he always starts with an absurd proposition that he can walk back from later: “trump gaza”, canada annexation, and now “strategic cardano reserve”
so in trump chess language this just means he’s telling congress if you don’t give me a bitcoin reserve i’m gonna ram ripple down your throats
is this really what’s going on? i have no idea, but it’s a compelling theory. but tbh whatever direction this goes i’m gonna be happy. so much entertainment
p.s. if you do believe altcoins will end up in a strategic reserve imo the best way to express that view in the market is to buy as much doge as humanly possible. there’s zero chance ADA will be in a national reserve and doge will not
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Everything in crypto is a scam
Except
A $1.7T digital and global storehold of wealth, permissionless borrowing and lending, permissionless exchange of assets, stablecoins, the world’s largest prediction market, proven rails for fundraising, proven monetization for artists without extractive middlemen, the largest decentralized wireless network experiment, the largest GPS refinement network period, the largest internet scraping network for AI training, assets for increasingly mature games …
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HATERS IN DISBELIEF AS TAPROOT WIZARDS ANNOUNCE $30,000,000.00 SERIES A ROUND (REAL)
(Mossad HQ, Tel Aviv) 2 years ago, the Taproot Wizards team inscribed the first 4MB block in bitcoin’s history with an image of a bald wizard.
that historic event marked the generational bottom for BTC:
in the 2 years that followed, tens of thousands of bitcoiners took a shower for the first time. the most notorious laser-eye maxis called it quits and shut down their podcasts. and the president of the united states of america posted a Taproot Wizards hat on his instagram account.
“the $30,000,000.00 raised will allow us to bribe miners and rogue NSA agents to activate OP_CAT” said customer support intern Udi Wertheimer. “with bitcoin mempools clearing up, we would also use the funds to push more spam into the chain, to the benefit of all mining pools (except ocean)”
“ok udi but we will also use it to gear up development efforts and make bitcoin magical again with new and exciting protocols based on OP_CAT” says eric.eth, aka Taproot Wizard #0002.
“sure, that too”, udi adds.
the round is led by @standardcrypto which is doubling down on its major commitment to the bitcoin ecosystem, joined by funds including @cyberfund, @__geometry__, @ColliderVC and others. photos of the investors taking showers were not made available at the time of this release.
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