Phyllis Fletcher

“Guys in Oregon suck! I miss the decent Seattle kind!” #grassisalwaysgreener #teenangst #salonofshame

“Harry Potter’s in some trouble / he needs help on the double” When you read your #HarryPotter poem in class for extra credit at your new school in 9th grade and then read it again years later at #salonofshame

“There is the weirdest looking bee in my window. It’s all yellow; no black. There’s a lot of dead bees in here!” #bees #salonofshame 🐝💀👻

“I feel like I have to get my life to normal over the weekend and then I’ll become normal and figure out what’s going on with me friends. Anyway, happy new year!” #teenangst #salonofshame

“It’s a parody of Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven. About a rave. It’s called...Ravin’.” #salonofshame #teenpoetry #90s

“Right from the refrigerator and into the family’s dog! Is that any way to treat grade-A government meat?” When your fictional steak is too much of a snob to accept becoming dog food—so it teams up with a piece of lettuce to make the dog barf them back up! 🥩🐕 #salonofshame

“Life is hard and I don’t know how to handle it. Today I’m sad, tomorrow I’m mad, yesterday I’m elated. I’m in Rome right now. Ugh.” #teenangst #salonofshame

“Dear future husband....” when you go to college to get your M.R.S. degree. #salonofshame

When you accidentally start a cult and read the evidence on stage. #salonofshame

The 90th show begins! #salonofshame