JL

"To ask corporate executives to behave in a morally defensible manner is absurd. Corporations [..] are following a system of logic that leads inexorably toward dominant behaviors. To ask corporations to behave otherwise is like asking an army to adopt pacifism." -Mander (1995)

En Puerto Rico uno ve a los ancianos por ahí bien normal pero entonces los conoces y tienen un apodo como "Chocho"

Normalize labeling casual / committed relationships as

Cada vez que terminas tus indirectas en Facebook con un "Buenos días ☀️" un ángel pierde sus alas

Me: [Talking to my younger self] Listen, I don't have much time. Jennifer Coolidge is going to date a Minecraft villager. We can't let this happen. You have to kidnap Jack Bl

The Mighty Mighty Tostones

I used to cringe at those "Replace your phone with a book 🙂"-type posts but honestly it's been so good for my mental health. They was right 🛐

You know you bored outta your mind when you're checking the promotions section of your Gmail account 💀

Good audiobooks feel like podcasts. Good podcasts feel like audiobooks.

Inside of you are two wolves. One is partial to Ronnie Radke in ETF, the other prefers Craig Mabbitt

DeBÍ CoMER MáS PAStELES

Me trying to remember Jackson Pollock's name (I can't believe this worked):

The pitorro is pitorring ✨

The pasteles are pasteling ✨

Doesn't matter what anyone can tell me, if you worked for Walmart you are a veteran

Veneno: El Último Cumbión

doesn't matter who you are if I see you writing "it's just one of those days" anywhere i WILL send you this picture 😤:

You're laughing. A billionaire in NYC got shot and you're laughing