Replying to @Inter4picwon
I think it should go down another 40% this year to be at a fair value. Will it go straight down? Probably not. I can’t predict the bounces but it does seem overpriced especially with bitcoin not bottomed yet.
Charmin Correlation Model Update: CPD Confirmed 🧻📉
CPD (Consumer Products Division) major plant shutdown + secondary catastrophe = the exact supply-chain backup we modeled. 15% TP price rise by October now unfolding in real time.
Why $41,500? That’s the mathematical tail of the model:
L_BTC = 81,000 × (1 − 3.25 × 0.15) ≈ $41,500
• 81k = starting high
• 15% TP shock × κ leverage factor 3.25 = ~48.75% BTC downside
• Result = the projected capitulation low (“final flush” tail)
BTC has already delivered the first leg… dumping from $81k+ into the mid-$60k → low $61k zone. High-conviction intermediate bottom holding as pulp math continues to print.
This isn’t random. It’s classic commodity exhaustion before the next sustainable bull leg.
Tesla Optimus bathroom bots still the ultimate permanent fix. 🤖
Position with conviction. Stack sats. Strategic rolls on any further dips toward the tail.
The bottom isn’t random. It’s mathematical.
NFA. Rigorous DYOR.
Charmin Correlation Model
A projected 15% rise in toilet paper prices by October mathematically confirms Bitcoin’s true capitulation low in the $38K–$45K zone with $55K as a high-conviction intermediate or final bottom.
Watch out for a CPD shutdown to confirm.
Leverage factor κ ≈ 3.25 (calibrated to historical pulp shocks):
This is not speculation. It’s classic supply-chain exhaustion manifesting as the final flush before the next sustainable bull leg.
Permanent fix? Tesla Optimus bathroom bots ending the recurring 💩 crisis for good.
Position with conviction. Stack sats and strategic rolls.
The bottom isn’t random. It’s mathematical.
NFA. Rigorous DYOR.
Replying to @0Xnotlazy
~$600 billion / year for industry.
~$200 million / year for this specific mill.
+supply chain disruptions.
Sofidel mill in Lewiston is going down for 3 months 👀
Clearwater (~$1 billon / year) and Sofidel mill (~$400 million / year) are already experiencing supply chain issues.
Downside pressure incoming… this toilet is about to flush and someone needs to fix the clog. 🪠 Will this spill into Bitcoin? It’s looking more and more likely. Another major catalyst incoming and that will seal it. NFA DYOR
Longview mill (major pulp source for tissue/toilet paper) just went offline after the chemical tank implosion. Production halted, white liquor spill, fatalities. Supply shock incoming.
Charmin prices about to RIP higher… which means per the model: BTC headed for a big flush lower.
Bottom? Nah …we’re dropping the next leg first.
Who’s stocking up on TP and shorts? 😭🧻📉
NFA DYOR
Charmin Correlation Model
A projected 15% rise in toilet paper prices by October mathematically confirms Bitcoin’s true capitulation low in the $38K–$45K zone with $55K as a high-conviction intermediate or final bottom.
Watch out for a CPD shutdown to confirm.
Leverage factor κ ≈ 3.25 (calibrated to historical pulp shocks):
This is not speculation. It’s classic supply-chain exhaustion manifesting as the final flush before the next sustainable bull leg.
Permanent fix? Tesla Optimus bathroom bots ending the recurring 💩 crisis for good.
Position with conviction. Stack sats and strategic rolls.
The bottom isn’t random. It’s mathematical.
NFA. Rigorous DYOR.
Replying to @nikitabier
This is one of the best interactions I’ve seen. 😂 How many followers did that account have before you sniped it out of existence? The people need to know. ✍️
Replying to @Figure_robot
Aime for the W this round. Jim doesn’t look like he cares about quality and speed. Maybe he’s depressed. Someone check on Jim.
Replying to @WhiteWhaleLabs
I think we get one more 10/10 event coming. Let’s call it 6/7 or maybe… just maybe 10/10 again. 😬 Either way, I’m thinking the roller coaster is headed straight down before up again. That sub $60k is looking more likely each day.
I have drawn a hard line on crypto.
Bitcoin
Dogecoin
WhiteWhale
Those are and will be the only crypto I support. I will go down with that ship.
Replying to @MoonPieJoe
I get all of my bad trade ideas from you. Don’t worry. You’re on your way to either greatness or washed up KOL greatness.
This is political theater. If anyone truly wanted to fix the problem, they would:
1. Legalize “Missing Middle” Housing by Right
2. Eliminate Cost-Inflating Mandates
3. Fast-Track Permitting with Hard Deadlines
4. Incentivize Production, Not Paperwork
Capping development on new construction or purchases of single family homes (including duplexes) held for rent by large institutional investors, will only strain the housing market further. This isn’t about supporting party lines. It’s about supporting people. Corporations were never the enemy. The bureaucratic red tape will always say that the scissors are the problem.
Charmin Correlation Model
A projected 15% rise in toilet paper prices by October mathematically confirms Bitcoin’s true capitulation low in the $38K–$45K zone with $55K as a high-conviction intermediate or final bottom.
Watch out for a CPD shutdown to confirm.
Leverage factor κ ≈ 3.25 (calibrated to historical pulp shocks):
This is not speculation. It’s classic supply-chain exhaustion manifesting as the final flush before the next sustainable bull leg.
Permanent fix? Tesla Optimus bathroom bots ending the recurring 💩 crisis for good.
Position with conviction. Stack sats and strategic rolls.
The bottom isn’t random. It’s mathematical.
NFA. Rigorous DYOR.








