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maddy schmidt

@piece_ofschmidt

when my pun is intended, you'll know.

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined April 2014
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Comedy Fashion Show + Mini Holiday Market losangeles.craigslist.org/la…
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yeah I'm up to a pack a day. (tampons)
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They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it
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Biden coughing like Beth in Little Women I'm sure it's fine
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Adam Conover@adamconover20 Mar 2024
I am THRILLED to announce that I am taping my first standup special with @dropout next week! If you're in the LA area, you can attend the taping for FREE. I've been working on this hour for over two years, and I'm SO excited to share it with you.
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Somewhere in an alternate universe I have mowed down so many los angeles pedestrians :/
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Just got robbed (shopped at gelson's)
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caitlin@caitalopram1 Oct 2023
took an edible
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Looking forward to welcoming all the strike babies born between February and June 2024
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More like drowning man
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Giving birth for labor day
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charlie@chunkbardey31 Aug 2023
the fact that there even is a moon… fab!
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Is this thing on
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“You’re exhibiting a lot of symptoms of ADHD” okay wait sorry what did you say?
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Happy Barbenheimer to APUSH students only. I want to read your essays
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When someone sent a script to my boss set in "a lake house in Silver Lake"
Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) profile pictureJessica Ellis@baddestmamajama16 Jul 2023
Here’s your friendly neighborhood script reader thought of the day: if you are writing about real places and real issues - like say, NASA - it will help you to assume that one of your readers has never heard of NASA, and one is a literal astronaut. Here’s why I think this:
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If you want to know why SAG is striking, just stare at this poster
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Michael imperioli give me the formuoli
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I should not be allowed to have custody of me jeeeeeesus is there someone I can call
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The airport is the only place that makes you wish you were active military or accompanied by small children
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