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I miss you @oldkimcole. We lost you to cancer on October 29th but your true family couldn’t say goodbye to you until yesterday. There’s still a huge hole in my heart but I am forever grateful that I got to share memories of you with the people that meant the most to you.

That halftime show was 🔥. I don’t ever recall getting up and dancing and singing. Hands down my favorite. #HalfTimeShow

Texas Democrats broke quorum today. I couldn’t be happier to donate because we definitely need some #GoodTrouble. If you have some extra money please consider donating to this excellent cause. secure.actblue.com/donate/pb…

Spoiler alert: it was overturned.

I haven’t traveled since before the bad time. When I checked into my hotel I discovered that drunk me from November 2019 put a bunch of matches in my travel bag. I have no idea what drunk me was planning but maybe after a few drinks I’ll remember.

Today one man was held accountable. However, his accomplices still walk free. George Floyd should still be alive like so many other victims of police brutality. This isn’t justice and it sure as fuck isn’t reform. Nonetheless, it sure felt good to watch his bail get revoked.

I finally finished my Invisalign treatment today so I told my parents my teeth are officially straight. My dad asked, “what’s wrong with gay teeth?” Point taken, dad, point taken.

I had a weird thing happen to me today. I was in a meeting with all of the big bosses and when I spoke on the matter, the men in the meeting supported me but the women tried to shut me down. I was the only expert in the meeting and everyone knew it. Do better women, do better.

He’s treating humans humanely? What a monster.

You recklessly ended the mask mandate. You can go fuck yourself. #AbbottFailedTexasAgain #MaskUpTexas

Translation: Our power grid is a piece of shit and lots of people still don’t have running water so let’s reopen everything and end the mask mandate so everyone can go out and get Covid!

This is pretty awesome, Cancun Cruz. You were just telling people the same thing yesterday. Did you tell people to stay home before or after you went to the airport?

Things are still going great here in Texas. Millions of people are sitting at home without power and water waiting to see Cancun Cruz’s vacation pictures. What a time to be alive!

Or fly to Cancun like an asshole while millions your constituents don’t have power or water. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Texas Infrastructure Week Update: people that still have water now have to boil it. They have to boil snow.

Rick Perry can go fuck himself. I don’t know anyone that’s even remotely ok with what is going on here.

Infrastructure Week is not going well in Texas.