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hi #prestwt formerly jfk parody account

chicago
Joined September 2024
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im actually going to start changing my account now. slowly though so you guys know im changing it. no longer will i be jfk
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Yall are bitches for not voting two years ago lmao.
🚨 BREAKING: Over 640k Texans who did not vote in 2024 have voted so far in 2026.
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i sent my application today for early decision. guess i will see in a few months
do i apply uchicago early decision yes or no
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3 years ago today, The Beatles released their last song ‘Now and Then.’
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visited the obama presidential museum today
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I fucking love this picture dude
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WHITE PEOPLE FINAL BOSS
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Much of that green is federally protected land and actually we don't need more people.
Where nobody lives in America. All that green represents 0 population. We still have so much more room to grow as a country.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The green areas show U.S. Census blocks with zero reported population, but include protected national parks/wilderness, military bases, commercial/industrial zones, highways, and unsuitable terrain like mountains/deserts where development is restricted or impractical. mapsbynik.com/maps/census0po… bigthink.com/strange-maps/n… gizmodo.com/mapping-the-us… smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the…
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Bro mature is just feed food and items
Bro mature is just feed food and items
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2026 is the year to dress your baby up as former President of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev.
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Inde Navarrette makes a jab at Shane Gillis during her SNL monologue: “I know it’s really important for Marvel that you get really fit, so I’ve been working out a lot, so every morning I put on my little whore outfit and I hit the gym.”
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Hot take: I think celebrity social media accounts should die when the celebrity dies.
Find out who you are and do it on purpose. 💖
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Me too hes not special.
its halloween and 20 year old peter parker is spending it all alone
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you like a couple tweets about the beatles and shit like this shows up
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Oh my god
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i miss summer in the city 💔
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It’s a prestwt Halloween episode
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Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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