Met Les Battersby in Natwest once. Just an NPC. 💾

Manchester, England
Joined January 2010
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Free Visit Rwanda coffee at Villa Park today
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Who will have a bigger comeback, Oasis or Chicken Shop Date?
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Nice little atmospheric bar in Como, serving cocktails and aperitivos since 1923, where Umberto Eco wrote some of his social commentaries and here come Dave and Paul from Urmston.
Manchester United fans clashing in Italy #MUFC
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Fair play to the lads at @talkSPORT
Delighted to say that Jacob Hawksbee has arrived safely and soundly and everyone is doing well 🥰
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This shirt is available to purchase outside the Etihad for £12. It's £7 for a banana. 🔗 nyti.ms/4i32g6x
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Watched the Oasis film last night, it was fucking brilliant. Is it just me, or has @liamgallagher morphed into Yoda and Gandhi? Was sat there actually nodding at his pearls of wisdom 😂 The fact he's a Blue and sticking it to twats on here, he's actually doing the world a favour.
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The arsehole who included a Ring doorbell chime in a TV advert obviously doesn't have a dog.
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City messed with the sprinklers before the Chelsea game at Anfield???
“They’ve stolen memories from everyone else!” 😤 Gerrard speaks about the memories he feels were taken away by Manchester City. Watch the latest episode of Overlap Daily at 4pm on YouTube, or listen wherever you get your podcasts 🙌⚽️
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WELL WELL WELL @Carra23 😂😂😂😂
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Just got in from Liverpool away and my wife just hugged me and asked if I’d had a good day, I said I would have if we hadn’t hadn’t have signed Glauber Berti 15 years ago. We both sat and cried
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FUCK THE RED CARTEL
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THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE FOOTBALL WINS TODAY
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Liverpool 0-3 Man City A victory for Man City and a victory for the non-cartel football fans Suck it up.
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Sky Sports coverage That was a party political broadcast by the Red Cartel party Absolute disgrace from Carragher and Neville
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And you Roy Keane can kiss my spiritual arse you shit cunt
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I’m finding this whole thing actually quite amusing, everyone else is crying and we’re just taking the piss
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You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.
Shane Gillis apologizes during SNL goodnights following F-bomb during second live sketch
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Netflix will literally help you spell the name of a movie and then tell you they don't have it
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United can’t play against 10 men because Sheikh Mansour paid Mancini 4 million quid to hoover his stairs
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