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If someone points a gun at your face, lie and tell him there’s a little man inside the barrel.
He probably wont believe you but he can’t know for sure without pointing the gun at himself, giving you the chance to disarm him or escape.
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
But if movie was a person they probably wouldn't be very comfortable with us all saying "I'm gonna watch you"?
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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The trans femboy nazi bit is really just so overdone at this point. It was shocking in like 2020-2021 but now I just dont even feel anything when i see it















