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hello be friends with mye or i will hurt myself ttm about music

Joined June 2021
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squirrels on edtwt: it’s No Nut November
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how it feels
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That one friend that is unable to fulfill your request
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If someone points a gun at your face, lie and tell him there’s a little man inside the barrel. He probably wont believe you but he can’t know for sure without pointing the gun at himself, giving you the chance to disarm him or escape.
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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como se dice i am a cuck
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when i die i want you to have my skull
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there’s a fuzzy version of me deep inside my heart
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Just realized why everyone was acting weird to me all night
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white people be like i let my mom meet my online friends
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your soulmate is not on gm_construct
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afab but taking estrogen to counteract the negative effects of stem classes
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But if movie was a person they probably wouldn't be very comfortable with us all saying "I'm gonna watch you"?
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also said ex boyfriend is now 20 hitting up a 16 year old
ex boyfriend cried and cried about how women are naturally predisposed to getting more attention and that they abuse it and then cheated on me
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I'm cutting my dick off and then blowing my head clean off of my shoulders
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I'm 18 and my life is over and I have nothing
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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The trans femboy nazi bit is really just so overdone at this point. It was shocking in like 2020-2021 but now I just dont even feel anything when i see it
The White Race Will Be Saved in Pink and White #Femboy #ThighHighs
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I'm so woke I don't use Uzis or Deagles in games because they're Israeli
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