pinkfisch

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting together with an arrangement of tarot cards in front of them. Green: Let's try some fun little tarot-reading. Blue: You go first. The foxes sit quietly, reading the tarot cards as the tarot cards are also reading them. First the cards address Green. the cards: You are a vain, impulsive romantic whose over-emotional whims cause problems. Because of your bad childhood. On the next set, the tarot cards start reading Blue. the cards: And you don't trust your own skills and talents, and tolerate too much from others. Have some faith in the future. Dumbstruck, the foxes stare at the card layout. Somehow, the voiceless voice of the tarot deck seems gleeful of their reaction. Green: Okay, but did you have to call us out? the cards: It's what I do.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting on their own computers, doing their own thing. Green, narrating: Sometimes I pause and just listen to how quiet it is. Green turns to look at Blue, who's still quietly on his own computer. Green, still narrating: With you on your computer and me on mine. Blue has turned towards Green so the two can kiss. Green, continuing to narrate: I find myself thinking: Blue and Green both turn back to their own computers, content and happy. Green, still narrating: "Yeah, this is a good life."

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking at the contents of a massive tabletop game box, with the opened box behind them. On the ground around them are game paraphernalia, a thick book, some boxes, tokens, and panels of figurine pieces. Blue: Wow, this game sure is big. Green: Look at all these figurines! Blue looks down at the large book, as Green turns to one of the figurine piece panels. Blue: The rulebook is literally a book. Green: I could assemble these! Blue reads the book while Green is happily clicking away at the panel, engrossed in the little task. Blue: Exception clauses on exception rules... Blue looks up from the book, and Green raises his eyes from his work, snapping back to the present moment. Blue: Are you listening? Green: What?

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green arrives on the scene, fuming with directionless rage. Blue looks over his shoulder, at something behind him. Green: Aaargh! I need to rip and tear something! Blue: Try the cardboard boxes for recycling? The view pans out to reveal a pile of cardboard boxes taller than the foxes themselves. Blue watches as Green angrily marches towards them. Green: Prepare to be dismantled! Blue calmly observes as Green tears into the boxes in a blurry explosion of cardboard violence. Finished with his task, Green sits on top of a mat of flattened cardboard boxes, now perfectly calm as well. The two foxes look at each other. Blue: Did that fix it? Green: Yes.