FeistyPint68

What happened when a jazz band's bus broke down on the busy highway during rush hour? There was a massive jam up! #thursday #happyhour #mardigras #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #eatdtgj #craftbeerlife #hardciders #wine #whiskey

Point to Ponder: If you ask a liquor store clerk to help you find the good Scotch, does that make him your spirit guide? #whiskday #whiskeywednesday #happyhour #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #craftbeer #amazing #eatdtgj #craftbeerlife #hardciders #wine #whiskey

Mardi Gras is the love of life, leave a little sparkle wherever you go! #oskarblues "It's great to be King" #mardigras2020 #deathbykingcake #beads #celebrate #happyhour #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #hardciders #wine #whiskey

How are shots of vodka just like children? If you have more than two, chances are you'll be in tears by the end of the evening! LOL love all our half-pints! #parenthumor #bloodymarytime #bloodymarys #sundayhangover #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #Craftbeer

Pub Poetry: This senorita needs a margarita! #nationalmargaritaday #nationalcookasweetpotatoday #saturday #saturdayvibes #happyhour #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #cmesau #cmu #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #eatdtgj #coloradocrafted #hardciders #wine #whiskey

True Story: Beer is like pouring smiles on your brain! Tonight we #disco with @lefthandbrewing #deathbeforediscoporter #thursday #thirstythursday #tappingparty #goodtimes #downtowngj #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #amazing #grandjunction #eatdtgj #craftbeerlife #coloradobeer

How are the French Revolution and Prohibition alike? Both got rid of Bourbons! #whiskeywednesday #whiskeyhumor #humpdayhumor #humpday🐪 #skrewballwhiskey #highlandsdistillery #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #westslopebestslope #craftbeer #hardciders #wine #whiskey

What did the taco say to the guacamole? Avacado crush on you! #tacotuesday🌮 #tacos #tacohumor #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #westslopebestslope #cmesau #cmu #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #amazing #grandjunction #hardciders #wine #whiskey #happyhour

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough-Nuts! #monslay #mondayhumor #newweeklyexclusives #happyhour #happyhourtime #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #westslopebestslope #cmesau #cmu #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #hardciders #wine #whiskey

What happens when two chefs have a cooking contest? The heat is on, Tell me can you feel it, Tell me can you feel it, The heat is on! #saturdayvibes #weekendvibes #singinginmyhead #chefjokes #foodhumor #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #craftbeer #happyhour

Point to Ponder: If the tips of the darts are dull, is throwing them at the board just pointless? #fridayhumor #tgif #lettheshenanigansbegin #lettheweekendbegin #happyhourtime #happyhour #pub #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #happy #craftbeer #hardciders #wine #whiskey

Cheesy Fact of the Day: Cheese puns actually are quite cultured! #tacotuesday🌮 #tacolover #cheesypuns #happyhour #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #eatdtgj #craftbeerlife #coloradobeer #eatdrinklocal #foodporn #coloradocrafted #craftbeer #coloradoproud #hardciders #wine #whiskey

Peanut butter whiskey & NEW weekly exclusives! #peanutbutterwhiskey @skrewballwhiskey #yum #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #westslopebestslope #cmesau #cmu #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #amazing #grandjunction #westco #hardciders #wine #whiskey

Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button! #monslay #nationalfootballhangoverday #bloodymarytime #bloodymarymonday #yum #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #amazing #grandjunction #westco #visitgrandjunction #eatdtgj #hardciders #wine #whiskey

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business. #saturday #saturdayvibes #weekend #shenanigans #goodtimes #food #shoplocal #foodie #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #amazing #craftbeerlife #coloradobeer #eatdrinklocal #foodporn #coloradoproud #hardciders #wine #whiskey

What did Merlot say after a long day's work? Time to uncork, or at least unwind! #agreed #tgif #fridaylicious #relax #lettheshenanigansbegin #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #craftbeer #happyhour #westslopebestslope #cmesau #cmu #happy #lifestyle #foodporn #hardciders #wine #whiskey

Healthy Diet Point to Ponder: How many Skittles equal one serving of fruit? #thursday #thirstythursday #happyhourtime #happyhour #goodtimes #foodie #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #amazing #coloradobeer #eatdrinklocal #foodporn #coloradocrafted #hardciders #wine #whiskey

Which Tom Cruise film was boycotted by moonshiners in Apalachia? Whiskey Business #whiskeywednesday #whiskeyporn #happyhourtime #happyhour #humpdayhumor #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #eatdtgj #craftbeerlife #coloradobeer #eatdrinklocal #coloradocrafted #hardciders #wine #whiskey

What do you call cheese that acts crazy? Basket Queso #tacotuesday🌮 #tacolover #happyhour #happyhourtime #dinnertime #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #eatdtgj #craftbeerlife #coloradobeer #eatdrinklocal #foodporn #hardciders #wine #whiskey

Cocktail Time Trivia: In Florida, they salt margaritas, not sidewalks! #monslay #snow #happyhour #happymonday #goodtimes #downtowngj #food #shoplocal #foodie #westslopebestslope #cmesau #cmu #happy #lifestyle #craftbeer #amazing #grandjunction #westco #visitgrandjunction #eatdtgj