im on my period but instead of the normal blood theres a stinking black ooze that wilts all living things it touches. does anyone know about this

sometimes i feel like the gargoyle pledge

lots of jim and pam edits coming up on my instagram #REBUKE

drunk off my ass having strong emotional reactions to andor edits

girl who bullied me in high school just taught me how to do my first line of coke #yeahwhynot #experiences

so mesmerized by myself #autoerotic

drunk girl just told me my dog and cigarette is a vibe #iknowthatsright

found some gay people playing tag in the park and i joined them #safespace

who wanna call me while i walk drunk alone to my roommates boyfriends house

they should invent a hair tie that remains in my possession

my friends in relationships see me as less than them for being single and ostensibly undesired by men and i see them as less than me for having useless soul-sucking boyfriends they invest too much of their time and personhood in #thatsjusthowitis

is semen self-leveling i need to know fast

naming my daughter Anhedonia

this bitch’s septum ring keeps getting bigger and her hair keeps getting more fried #dontyourealize #thatsthecurse

theyre gonna get my ass to sacrifice my principles and buy a current gen console to play as ahsoka in battlefront iii

still thinking about this tour i couldn’t see.. why does everyone forget about kansas city

got high for the first time and its really just a shitty version of getting drunk at least for me. feeling even more righteous indignation at the people who told me its degenerate to drink alone occasionally when tons of people get high alone all the time to no such chagrin

just found out saying yes to a date means i have to go #whatachore #toobeautifulformyowngood

premed friends just said my adverse reaction to the covid vaccine is not normal and i should be concerned #wow #awesome #hopecore

i went to Deadline City and they said there was a warrant out for my arrest