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Joined June 2012
The spam texts are evolving. They know what they’re doing. Like this almost worked on me
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You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
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60th anniversary of it's the great pumpkin, charlie brown 🎃
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If my brain still works This Way in 3-5 Years I might have to become one of those people who goes to a Rock Climbing Gym
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Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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Catch us on the SS Dolphin 🚀🌱 #pikmin #Halloween2026
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I feel like I’m Joe Cool in 2006
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I be taking generational shits on the clock
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Burped so hard accidentally I Fus Roh Dah'd my autistic grandson over the local Walmart
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I wanna drink you like a Danimal
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If he’s a serial killer, then what’s the worst that can happen to a girl who’s already hurt
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Gay guy music video night can get old bc there’s only so many times you can put on Realiti Demo
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billion dollar net worth but couldn’t get her hands on olaplex
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Making my 30th bday Zoe’s personal 5th circle of hell
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Once you realize that most marriages for most of history are companionate ones of convenience between two people who found each other “mostly ok,” you can’t unsee it. But it explains a lot. And “mostly ok” is mostly ok for most people. Very few are capable of grand passions.
Most of you don't need some sort of bespoke soulmate. You're not very complicated. I'm different in this regard because I'm rather unusual and need to live the erotic life of the artist. To enjoy perfect love. But you should just find someone that's ok and get married
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Crazy how much there is Like in general
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Is anyone interested in hearing me sing? Lmfao
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