cat mumma on weekends, corp girl on rest. unserious tweets only 🐱💅🏻

Joined August 2021
you know what’s tougher than getting off-campus jobs? getting the noc signed from college. i said what i said.
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me when i go to college to get an noc for intern/placements, they make me do 10k steps and unko bhi nahi pata hota kisse sign lena hai 😍🙏🏻
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jab bhi zindagi mein thodi khushi aati hai, bahot gandi vali nazar lag jaati hai fr
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microsoft ka exit offer sunke meri kyu mental health kharab ho rahi hai, meri toh sde ki naukri bhi nahi lagi 💀🙏🏻
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nothing can beat coconut water, i said what i said.
top tier non alcoholic drinks i like - diet coke - masala soda - vietnamese iced coffee - peach iced tea - java chip frappuccino
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i just wanna earn enough to afford 2 designer bags/year, all my fav perfumes and glosses from sephora, 2 foreign trips, rent a cutesy apartment close to my workplace, own a suv, a yacht and umm.. itna hee kaafi hai that’s a bare-minimum ig?
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foreign research intern ka sapna, sapna hee reh gaya 😔💔
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not all angels have wings 🪽✨ some are stuck in an endless loop of placement prep :”)
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why are people in my college’s reddit so aggressive lol 😭 only source of entertainment (and tea ☕️) in final year tho ngl p.s. opened the sub after a month and realised that i missed out on A LOT
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only good thing about this college (got ruined this time tho, artist ka ek bhi gaana nahi aata tha 😍)
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ek company ki offer letter aayi nahi ki suddenly baaki companies ki interviews schedule hone lagi hai (i had 0 acceptances in the last 2 months after 500+ cold mails/applications btw) 😭 life has a weird way of confusing you w too many options
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after too many rejections^
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to new beginnings 🥂✨
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career update might be in order
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good vibes only 🧿✨
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I had a funny interview experience for a product-based company today, so I was told by the HR that it’s a product role; and in the interview the recruiter started asking me dsa questions and said that it’s a tech interview (like wtf 😭) ended up clearing the interview so :))
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god bless @letsblinkit. i have my exam today and couldn’t find my scientific calculator so ordered one in 12:30 and the guy came in like 10 min 🥰🫶🏻✨ tipped him nicely asw (much-deserving) for saving me from a mini panic sesh :”)
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Some of yall who take on responsibilities out of fomo bcs u cant stand ur friends taking part in smth without you bcs what if they win without u, and u always take the least work every single time, riding on your team's coat tails, from the bottom of my heart I hope u suffer.
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Today’s ICPC India prelims proves the need of offline proctored contests like IICPC. The lengths to which people are ready to go is insane 🥀
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w the amount of cheating, icpc prelims vapas hoga fs 😭 (last 2 years bhi hua tha lol)
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