Fiction/quest/short story writer, prolific shitposter. My stories (Google Drive:) https://xitter.cf/t.co/YiAXpq9ylp s*bst*ck: @aerogreekactual

Joined September 2014
at this point the only way to surprise anyone is to actually deliver
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buying homemade "plates" from people online is one of the most bizarre and foreign concepts I've ever seen
this is literally why youn try ai postered shit.
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How do undocumented immigrants "live in our communities for decades" without being deported? My late father failed to sign the 2019 tax return that he mailed into the IRS during April 2020. This triggered a multi-year investigatory process involving multiple IRS employees. I had to respond to about 20 letters and phone calls, mostly with "Both of my parents are dead and I don't have any of their financial documents from 2019." At stake was about $6,000 that the IRS thought my dad had owed because they ignored his (filed-but-not-signed) return with all of the deductions, such as the medical expenses of two people in their 80s, listed. By the time the dust settled, the IRS decided that actually my father had been owed a $4,000 refund that he never got. 61% of undocumented immigrant households use welfare, which can easily be 100 times more expensive, over the years, than what was at stake with my father's 2019 taxes. How is it possible that we have had no mechanism for sending home the vast majority of those who have no legal right to be in the U.S.? – at Jupiter, FL
Today, the Fifth Circuit stripped immigrants facing detention in Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi of their right to due process. People who have lived in our communities for years, even decades, can now be locked away with no chance to see a judge or ask for bond. It’s a radical departure from decades of legal precedent and violates the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution, which protects everyone. This ruling leaves tens of thousands of people imprisoned without the government ever having to say why. It is wrong, and we will keep fighting.
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during my time working at a european oil major, word got out i had previously worked in tech and i somehow got loaded with the responsibility of being business analyst and SME for the development of a new pricing tool (in addition to my regular job, of course). obvs, the company, to save a few centimes (or so they thought), outsourced development to a 3rd party indian development team, who worked off a design document that i cooked up over the course of a couple of weeks. no cap, crystal clear design doc - as long as you bother to actually read it, which of course they didn't in spite of the fact that i spelled out exactly everything they needed to do in the design doc, and would meet up with them biweekly to go over features (i'm not calling them user stories, go cry on r/agile), troubleshoot and so on, they simply could not make it happen. just one example, i remember spending like a month explaining to them twice per week that they were using the wrong primary key for some table (it was fucking up data integrity during updates, blah blah blah), yet they could not figure it out. it only got fixed when i convinced them to let me do a code-along session with their "data engineer" to fix the issue. there were several cases like this per month. this dragged on for almost a year and somehow they managed to bleed us for $700,000 in development costs for an application that honestly would have taken a single qualified developer maybe a month of solo work to do. At that point, they were perhaps halfway done and I gave my honest assessment to the company that they would probably try to bleed us for another $700,000, at which point the company pulled the plug this is one story, but frankly i had many at this company. they also outsourced accounting to an indian team as well. absolute fucking nightmare. i would spend hours trying to explain to indians how Excel works, why you can't just make up numbers and you actually need to track unexplained expenses, discrepancies, etc (that's basically literally their whole job) because they could indicate a billing issue or internal data problem. and so on. i'm honestly unconvinced at this point that outsourcing actually saves money. sure, indians are only $300 per month or whatever, but you end up paying 50 of them to do something a single decent worker could do, and yet they still fuck it up
> Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan > Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1 > Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012 > Finish 14th on average in next 3 races in 2013 > Finish 12th in F4 race in 2014 > "Pakistani bhenchods keep sabotaging! India racing superpower 2030 SAAR" > Fake credentials, get into F3. Izzat went up! > Place 39th across 30 races in 2015, zero points scored, worst performance in history > Gaslight.exe, it was someone else's fault > "Brahmin superior to European! I race and beat them!" > Place 16th in Eurocup, dead last in AutoGP in 2016 > Set a record for most penalties accrued for ignoring rules. Stupid Americans not smart like Indians! This is jugaad SAAR > Somehow get into F2 in 2017, clearly Indian work ethic paying off > Place 2nd last, gets lapped, decide to go full throttle after every other racer finished nearly hitting crew workers > Join Gran Prix, get stuck in cornering pit, spend FOUR MINUTES doing 3-point turn because he didn't know he needed to turn the wheel, manually pushed the car out > Spend entire series ignoring corners, ignoring rules, ignoring flags. Sets new personal and historical record for violations > Rules literally rewritten to account for his shitty driving > Somehow, miraculously gets a hold of an F1 car for testing run > Trains 3 years, never allowed to qualify > Turns out he promised to pay for the McLaren he was racing but didn't, gets sued, because anti-Hindu hate or something > Literally turned down by every race in 2026, fourteen years into his career This is Indian talent. This is how they operate in every tech company, every CEO They're all this retarded
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The whole idea that shooting a retreating attacker is morally wrong seems predicated on the idea that said attacker is somehow running on *one-way feet*, and wouldn’t THINK of firing at you from cover once he reaches said cover.
May every burglar who breaks into peoples home meet the same fate
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Mirad la casa de un currela de la obra medio en el medio oeste americano. Hay españoles ganando 1500 euros que de verdad piensan que viven mejor que el estadounidense medio.
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Four random listings in your neighborhood after five seconds of searching. These all have 260,000 miles or more.
“15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000.” Sean I challenge you to find me a 15 year old car with 150,000 miles that is selling for $15,000.
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pour l'amour de dieu, al-muntasir!
🇫🇷🔥 FLASH INFO | Des commerces ont littéralement décidé S’EMMURER pour faire face aux prochains pillages de demain, comme ici à Saint-Etienne. (Le Progrès)
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Whenever we decode whale languages and their accompanying regional dialects it’s gonna be very fun for the general populace to learn we’ve been sharing Earth with essentially equally-conscious “aliens.”
This video lives in my head rent free
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“Crops Rotting In Fields” has been a @Steve_Sailer Special since at least 2006. One of our great journalistic traditions. Glad to see it still going strong.
Good news, red staters. Lots of jobs now open to pick fruit and vegetables in the broiling sun on minimum wage
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You stand on the bank and yell "Anyone wanna sell me sunglasses and tell me about your book deal?" and a dozen of them will instantly materialize.
The famous "find the SEALs" recruiting ad from 2006. The text at the bottom lists eight hidden service members. While many people claim they can see outlines, shapes, or identify the hidden SEALs, many others claim there's no individuals in the photo at all.
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Experts are baffled why there is a talent shortage for CNC machining. I guess kids these days just don't want to work hard. 🤓
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" ... maaan, I can't even decide
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" i made the original fat bald bastard animation
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Today we are gonna learn about the fatal funnel!
🚨BODY CAM: 2 Officers Shot During Raid Body cam footage has been released from an attempted served warrant in Atlantic City, New Jersey, where two officers were shot. One officer recovered after being shot in the femoral artery, while another survived a gunshot to the head thanks to his ballistic helmet. Incidents like this fuel criticism of modern raid tactics, with opponents arguing that many warrants could be served more safely through a callout rather than a forced entry that increases the risk of violence.
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Based Toby Fox
New post of Toby Fox on BlueSky:
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The presented image is not a real post by Toby Fox on Bluesky. His official account @tobyfox.undertale.com was announced here x.com/tobyfox/status… with real posts archived at toby.fangamer.jp/roast-chicken/ bsky.app/profile/tobyfo…
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The regime is missing its Ayatollah, its missile force, its nuclear scientists, its ability to move oil, its shadow fleet, its navy, its steel industry, and its stable currency. Other than that, “strong”
NOW - Obama says that Iran is "in a stronger strategic position now than before the war started."
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For the retards that keep screaming, FMS doesn't count as aid.
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US investments from Private investors and capital into Ukraine defense production such as Swamer, UA1, Sine Engineering, Ondas Capital, to name a couple together are approaching $200+~ million In addition there is the U.S.-Ukraine Reconstruction Investment Fund $200 million by the end of 2026 of which $75 million from IS Government and this program is expected to scale up to $1.2 billion over the next few years.
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The fuck are you talking about. FMS: $3.64 Billion PURL: $10 Billion USAI: $172.4 Million with the cap increased from $300M to $500M and extended to 2028 PDA: $300 Million The entire ERAM program was literally for Ukraine. The first 840 air launched cruise missiles arriving currently as we speak. Ukraine Defense Drones got a contract to build a factory in the village of Holland, Ohio. They will be building FPV's Skyeton got a factory in Fayetteville, North Carolina making recon drones UForce has two factories, one in Oregon and one in South Carolina they are building Magura USV's Perennial Autonomy has its factory in McAlester, Oklahoma making interceptor drones.
US has approved $0 in new aid for Ukraine since January 2025, meaning there are no new US tax dollars for Ukraine to allegedly launder back to US politicians. European and Canadian taxpayers have paid $6.7 billion for US weapons sent to Ukraine:
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sorry for the delay. I'm not feeling so great tonight
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Mystery Grove on suicide watch
He is starting to believe
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