@planetfaz

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 Planet Faz
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Joined November 2011
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Full tank is a treat now. @andyburnham she’s going to use maps to find the cheapest fuel in her area thanks to you boss
liv@livhall2387h
can’t wait to treat myself to a full tank of fuel on payday this week🙌🎉
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The replies 😭💀
Truth speaker@Rug_checkers3h
Replying to @planetfaz
Then why speak on something you don’t know about? If you were in prison you wouldn’t make this tweet coz they have all that stuff in there, making your tweet retarded
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Yeah shout ya Asda codes khalased. The gaming community at fault. 😂😭
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You can’t complain when Vinted is designed for negotiating. I get the excuses part but it’s literally an app where you can haggle & some people enjoy it thoroughly.
Jess@Jess240901231978h
Currently being reminded why I hate Vinted…£5 tshirt .. “what’s the pit to pit measurements” will you take £2 … no… but my nans neighbours daughters cats died so I can’t afford £5! Honest to god, p2p measurements piss me off for a £5 tshirt!
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At 21 I landed my first entry level cooperate job in a bank. I was already living alone since 18. I WENT STRAIGHT to my mums and told her let’s all move in together and I’ll handle ALL THE important BILLS. Some of you lots neuron’s are fried.
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I can’t believe grown adults living in their parents gaff are complaining about contributing more than £200. Your ancestors & elders SUFFERED unimaginably for you to have all the opportunities in 2026. Yet you’re complaining about CONTRIBUTING? Society is cooked beyond belief.
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It’s not an insult it’s a proud statement. Just like some criminals are proud of their criminality lol. What do you want me to do next go DBS for DBS?
A@B4NKAI7EN3h
Idk why people try to use being a law abiding citizen as an insult
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All I see on my TL are incels crying over a PS5 game.
💫@iamuniquexo5h
Tbh, it’s bigger than the Asda codes. People being genuinely distressed over losing a £30 shopping deal shows how much pressure people are under just to afford basic necessities. Food is a basic necessity, not a luxury.
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Big up your parents for even baby sitting you at your big age
george@m1nminszn8h
These replies have opened my eyes wtf I get £1700 a month and my parents charge me £600 a month
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He proved his point lol
MissElegant@MissElegant969814h
I hate men 🙄
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Dieting is EXCEPTIONALLY hard. It’s the single hardest thing when it comes to taking your gym life seriously. I’m going through it. It’s an everyday battle.
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A cocktail accent is a HIGHLY desirable criteria in this current market. Respectfully
Shay Mo’Wray🎀@shayraiix7h
As someone who's accent has changed 3 times in their life , London, Birmingham, Huddersfield and back to Birmingham. The way you trip up over your words in that change period is so embarrassing.
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Prison bros need to come and expose the fitness industry. The brothers locked up ain’t drinking no huel or gold standard 😂.
TMC Music Connoisseur | TTG |
@MusicConnoisseu8h
Tyno Got It shares his body transformation whilst in prison 💪🏾 ♻️MYT
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Asda got patched because of you beggy incels creaming over a dusty game being half price. Kmft
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Good times mayynnn looool
Erik Ten Heisenberg
@UtdHeisenberg_10 Nov 2024
Just saw @planetfaz outside Old Trafford. Told him he needs to improve his dress sense; the way he talks; the way he thinks and his body odour. You're welcome #MUNLEI
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“Emergency” big up everyone! Lol
Rio Ferdinand Presents
@RioMeets20h
Replying to @RioMeets
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You say a whole bunch of nothing. Cooperate morning coffee jargon. Sounds like a monthly PIP review.
Rio Ferdinand Presents
@RioMeets20h
INEOS need to come out and speak, just changing a manager doesn’t resolve this #MUFC
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Looool no he’s not 😂
Terry Flewers
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Hearing @SaeedTV_ is giving his season ticket up in protest against the Glazers! This is truly supporting Manchester United. Tough love is needed, I am so glad this is catching on now. Well done Saeed 👏🏻
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Faz retweeted
Pan@pangrey123Oct 24
payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month
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I’m not stupid & I’m not on it. Saying I’m willing & not doing it just means “if you man do it first then I’ll do it”. You either do it or you don’t. Simple really.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐭𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞
@TheUtdArchive20h
Respect to @SaeedTV_ for the balls to give up his season ticket, in order to stop feeding the Glazers. The only way to end this, is to stop filling up the stadium. A TOTAL BOYCOTT. Some of us have already given up the chance to attend, the remaining bunch need to organise and agree not to enter the stadium.
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