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*earth: boiling, roasting, toasting*
workers: *striking*
everything: *expensive*
Government:
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Mittelalter schlimmste, stell dir vor du machst Home Office und dein Chef schickt dir die ganze Zeit Tauben
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- reading Aristotle
- no idea what he's talking about
- check footnote
Oh.
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Her: "what you like about me?"
In my head: "the shear thought of you brightens my day, the love I have for you burns hotter than 1000 Suns"
What I say: "Idk shawty you just different"
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I have no idea who created this, yet, this is such an accurate Anubis joke. π€
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i went to the intersection of desire and suffering and everyone knew you































