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Telepudlian Paul

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I can hold a tennis racquet up against my face and pretend that im Kendo Nagasaki (blackwell) LIVERPOOL FC. STOCKPORT COUNTY , BELLE VUE ACES ♣

 STOCKPORT,Cheshire(not gt/mcr)
Joined December 2012
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This must be out of a #HalfManHalfBiscuit song
BeCo (@BeCo74) profile pictureBeCo@BeCo7415 Sep 2014
I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.
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Manchester City (@ManCity) profile pictureManchester City
@ManCityOct 28
A record crowd for a domestic cup tie at the Etihad tonight 🏡🩵 Thanks for your top support as always, Blues. Onto Saturday 💪
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Attendance for this Carabao Cup tie was 49,107, not a record for a domestic cup match at the Etihad. The previous high was 50,755 vs Wolves in the 2017 League Cup. mancity.com/news/first-tea… footballwebpages.co.uk/match/2026-202… transfermarkt.com/manchester-cit…
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@Realaldo474Oct 12
yesterdays gone !!but this sums football up now
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Steve Hill@HillyTheFishOct 5
Friday Night Fever: Inside the Cult of Half Man Half Biscuit by Steve Hill – Book Review louderthanwar.com/friday-nig…
Friday Night Fever Steve Hill

Friday Night Fever Steve Hill

Steve Hill's Friday Night Fever charts his mission, post pandemic, to attend 25 Half Man Half Biscuit gigs around the UK…

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@LadbrokesAug 15
Win 2 Liverpool FC tickets! 🚨 As the Official Sports Betting Partner of LFC, we have a pair of tickets to give away for the Forest match! To win… - Reply with your favourite Liverpool FC player of all time - Retweet and like this post - Follow @Ladbrokes Entries 9am 15/08/26 - 9am 20/08/26. FULL T&C'S help.ladbrokes.com/en/genera… 18+ Gambleaware
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My friend Nailed It Develop Carpentry is fundraising for Barnsley Hospice. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/page/nailedit…
Charity Football Match fundraiser for Barnsley Hospice

Charity Football Match fundraiser for Barnsley Hospice

Help Nailed It Develop Carpentry raise money to support Barnsley Hospice

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Wetherspoons, Porto !! “The Senor Diogo Jota”
DaVinci (@BiancoDavinci) profile pictureDaVinci
@BiancoDavinci11 Oct 2025
Beautiful night view of the Chapel of Souls, Porto.
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Off to Knutsford to @Rideandskidit to ride a speedway bike for the first time since I was 18 down at kings Lynn, bit more nervous now I’m an old man 😬♣️
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Tuesday 2am bollocko!!!!!! #hmhb
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“A dreaded sunny day”
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😜#ynwa
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4 out of 4 playing shite #ynwa
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We’ll be lucky to get 1-5 out of heat 8 😬♣️
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Half hour queue for a friggin coffee @TheAces shambles! Hope we are better ON the track 🙄♣️
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Perseus and Medusa🐍
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Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalcons2 Sep 2025
5️⃣ giveaway! RT for a chance to win this signed @DrakeLondon_ jersey!
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ET phone Holm-firth
Tony Yorkshire (@Tony__Yorkshire) profile pictureTony Yorkshire@Tony__Yorkshire31 Aug 2025
Who knew ET was a Leeds Fan?! 🤣
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On Friday I had Haaland,eketiki,semenyo wood ait-nouri and cucurella in my team @OfficialFPL on Saturday not one of them more fecking tinkering than fecking Ranieri #SeasonsOver
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Well I’m proud of myself if nobody else is!
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