I love my family, music, laughing, travel and living life to the fullest with my husband and 2 children to afford all of this I serve & bartend part time.
Not a coal cracker anymore
Joined September 2009
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Mrs.K retweeted
I wanted to make myself feel better as a parent... so I watched #AbductedInPlainSight
Much better.
Mrs.K retweeted
Could we, without relentlessly criticizing, let people have their pumpkin spice, and avacado toast, and their fandoms, and their D&D, and their too-early-Halloween-decorations, and whatever little harmless things in which they’ve manage to find a tiny shriveled flower of joy?
Mrs.K retweeted
Researchers concluded that there are 4 types of drunks: The Hemingway, whose personality stays the same - The Mary Poppins, who becomes even sweeter and more outgoing - The Nutty Professor who becomes an uninhibited attention-seeker - And Mr. Hyde, who turns hostile.
Mrs.K retweeted
Me: The house is a disaster. We all need to clean.
8-year-old: Who's coming over?
Me: No one. We're cleaning for us.
8: But we already know we live like this.
Mrs.K retweeted
"I'm never doing my fucking business here again!"
Good. Stay the hell away & don't come back. If you're gonna yell & scream & throw your shit on the floor when you're told no, then we won't be sad to see you go.
#retailproblems
Mrs.K retweeted
It’s a full moon tomorrow and the crazies are getting warmed up today.
#dearcustomer
Mrs.K retweeted
BREAKING: Anthony Bourdain of CNN’s “Parts Unknown” is dead. The chef, storyteller and Emmy-winning host has committed suicide at age 61, CNN confirms cnn.it/2LAjFTx
Mrs.K retweeted
Guest: “So let me ask you this. How did our tab go up a couple hundred dollars in a matter of minutes?”
Me: “ You literally opened 4 bottles of wine in a matter of minutes, that’s why.”
#unsolvedmysteries #XFiles #ServerProblems #boston #Serverlife
Mrs.K retweeted
As a patron, your form of a greeting shouldn’t be commentary on how tired I look or if I only smiled more. You don’t hear me commentating on that battle of the bulge you have going on around your waist. #serverproblems #boston #serverlife #thestruggleisreal
Mrs.K retweeted
Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. teapawt.net/greenpeace/status/9554…
Hmm, if you get over 200k we’ll ask the Captain if you can join our expedition to the Antarctic and dance with the penguins.
#StrangerThings have happened act.gp/HopperToAntarctic
Mrs.K retweeted
Honey, I shrunk the kids
Honey, I blew up the kids
Honey, I made the kids believe they were exceptional and complimented them on their talent rather than their work ethic and now they're in their mid to late 20s and never developed the ability to finish a passion project
Mrs.K retweeted
Scary marijuana stats:
1. 88,000 deaths are annually attributed to excessive use.
2. Every day, 30 people in the US die in car crashes that involve a marijuana-impaired driver.
3.Teen marijuana use kills 4,700 people each year
4. Lol jk those stats are about alcohol
Mrs.K retweeted
I can promise you 9 times out of 10 the customer is NEVER right! #serverlife
