mrs. kwan (@pookamach) | teapawt

Tweets
All Posts
Sort by
Most recent Popular
Tweets & Replies
Reposts
Media
Search

Pinned Tweet

mrs. kwan@pookamach17 Jul 2022

mood:

2

3

mrs. kwan@pookamach21h

I believe parents don’t treat their kids the same no matter how much they actively put an effort towards that. I don’t think it’s possible

cord@cordaitsNov 6

having siblings really is the easiest way to notice how different people turn out even if raised under the exact same conditions 😭😭😭

1

20

mrs. kwan@pookamach21h

everyone is unique, including children. even siblings. the way parents treat their kids depends on how compatible their personalities are

9

mrs. kwan@pookamach22h

sex is supposed to start off with that nigga rubbing my back & giving me a massage actually

@Faidat0755Nov 4

Sex is supposed 2 start off with sucking his dick ladies 😂🤣

19

mrs. kwan retweeted

DIMP$❕@JaiiwitdimpsNov 4

& when I fall out with ppl I literally never see them bitches again 😂😂😂 that be my Favorite part

6

7,188

150,887

mrs. kwan retweeted

Hand the bitch off

@Run_Away_RileyNov 4

This country is full of retards

122

6,275

60,531

mrs. kwan retweeted

@SatoriVerdureNov 4

Young people are so retarded now it’s demoralizing.

87

5,232

48,882

mrs. kwan retweeted

what a privilege it is to come home and have a cat waiting for you, with their triangle ears and their little meows

26

12,001

122,356

mrs. kwan retweeted

Meme Space Nine

@meme_space_nineNov 4

2025: “The future is unaffordable.” 2026: “The future is unaffordable, but also gay.”

13

2,677

47,076

mrs. kwan@pookamachNov 4

old people are so boldddd like I honestly pray I don’t end up being an old grumpy bitch that’s mad at the world

1

25

mrs. kwan@pookamachNov 4

LMFAOOO THIS NIGGA JUST TOLD ME 3 MORE MONTHS JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY

mrs. kwan@pookamachNov 4

hoping my doctor extends my disability leave 🤞🏽 fingers crossed

1

1

38

mrs. kwan@pookamachNov 4

hoping my doctor extends my disability leave 🤞🏽 fingers crossed

46

mrs. kwan retweeted

𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠

@Nomagugu_xoOct 30

And a man can't use you if you give him nothing to use. Be USELESS to men.

26

1,845

22,664

mrs. kwan@pookamachOct 31

Happy Halloween I hope you all get cursed & your next year is full of hell

1

28

mrs. kwan retweeted

North Badu@Haliwa_SaponiOct 30

I’m hard on parents because I don’t believe in accidentally becoming a parent that’s not a real thing. You choose to become a parent so stop sucking at it. Those kids didn’t ask you to have them and they don’t deserve to be failed by you. Loser.

32

20,800

276,346

mrs. kwan@pookamachOct 29

I’m 28 & I still sit with the younger kids because I don’t wanna be at the table with the 45+ mfs

Ebisu-san | Japan Stories

@yZuQCnZul8xQ8F8Oct 29

I'm Japanese. In American movies, Thanksgiving has a "kids' table." Smaller chairs, a separate room, no adults. And one cousin who is 25 but still sits there. Americans, is the kids' table real? How old were you when you finally graduated?

1

31

mrs. kwan@pookamachOct 29

the kids table is more fun. I don’t have to participate in the convo bc I’m “old” so I can just be drunk & listen to their banter it’s actually therapeutic

25

mrs. kwan retweeted

AMARA💕@simbyiiOct 24

“I am going to start taking my workout seriously this year” 2months left btw

Image from AMARA💕 (@simbyii)

15

61

741

mrs. kwan retweeted

@rapalert6Oct 22

North West as Natalie Nunn for Halloween. 😭

280

7,334

656,203

mrs. kwan retweeted

xan@lilxan1kOct 17

a therapist cant heal this shit

48

9,468

186,740

mrs. kwan@pookamachOct 18

absolutely I only consult the realest bitch

@uffyebandaOct 17

Do you talk to yourself ?

50