Poor Lawyer

Me reaching for the iPhone cord while still sitting on the couch:

Laurie Hernandez at the Traitors Roundtable (without any prompting): “Artistry, which you can get deductions for…”

Riley McCusker crying over her friend Skye winning worlds!!!!! I love it!!! So sweet!!!

Okay so the first pass wasn’t ideal but I just adore Lia Redick’s Romeo & Juliet floor routine! The music and choreo are enchanting! teapawt.net/2023igmedia/status/211…

Laurie saying Reese won gold when Prat and Claire hadn’t even gone yet pmo so bad

The landings were a bit untidy for Reese Esponda; she wins silver. teapawt.net/2023igmedia/status/211…

Claire Pease is the 2026 World Champion on floor!!!!! 13.866!!!!! Yesssssss beautiful routine! teapawt.net/2023igmedia/status/211…

Laurie’s commentary adds nothing to the teleprogram. I’ve given her the benefit of the doubt for years.

I cannot believe she did made Worlds floor final one year after giving birth! Alice Kinsella is so cool. teapawt.net/2023igmedia/status/211…

Brazil knows game

Is Epke Zonderland the hottest man alive? Yes or definitely yes?

Flavia Saraiva is a world beam medalist!!!!

Kaylia Nemour gold on beam after winning the tie break with Zhang. Can’t even be mad, she had the cleanest beam routine today! (Flavia a close second.)

Yay flavia!!!!!!!! Will she get her first beam medal????

My favorite male gymnastics Apparatuses to watch (most to least): Vault Floor High Bar Pommel Horse Parallel Bars Still Rings

Those stuck landings from Artur were insane!!!!!!!

Hepworth not getting credit for the double front pike half vault is such bull shit

FREDERICK RICHARD IS YOUR FLOOR WORLD CHAMPION. WOW! It was the shorts!!!

Frederick Richard looks so good in these short floor exercise shorts! Obsessed. Fab routine too!

14.133 for Claire on her Cheng.