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a mort of many names • they/them • 26 • AUTISTIC RAHHH • Adaman selfshipper • I AM PRO-SHIPPING, PRO-FICTION, ANTI-CENSORSHIP • i like weird shit get used to it

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i am 100% going to be reposting NSFW and straight up pornography here so please if you cannot handle that don’t even bother
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almost two months later and he is finally free from his plastic prison
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canned mystery mort (@pottedmort) profile picturecanned mystery mort@pottedmortSep 24
james sunderland has entered the building
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crazy shit happening in 1988
🍎🍏Gracie🍏🍎 (@amonkeemaniac) profile picture🍎🍏Gracie🍏🍎@amonkeemaniac6h
Crazy ass magazine cover at the antique store
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SAW cast (& filmmaker!) portraits from the 2004 sundance film festival 💙🪚
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Big J 💚 (@Bqjonny) profile picture
Big J 💚@BqjonnyNov 8
Wells she’s correct stud is a black lesbian term?
𝒯🍅𝓂𝒶𝓉❀𝑒🦇 (@Oopsydaisytom) profile picture𝒯🍅𝓂𝒶𝓉❀𝑒🦇@OopsydaisytomNov 8
This is crazy 💀💀
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こでまり@🧶🐏 (@kodekode_ma) profile picture
こでまり@🧶🐏@kodekode_maNov 8
すね毛ありがとう lbeautehomme.mx/2024/09/26/t…
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Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) profile picture
Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlamaNov 6
because there is a two-page list of acceptable forms of voter ID in Canada that includes everything from utility bills to the labels on prescription bottles, to having another registered voter take an oath swearing your identity. That's not what the US is proposing.
flaw (@flawedaxioms) profile pictureflaw
@flawedaxiomsNov 6
It's very odd to me that voter ID is controversial in the US. We have it here in Canada and it's very normal and accepted by everyone, no one is disenfranchised by it.
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cuteness aggression
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#OcarinaOfTime #OcarinaofTimeRemake Reupload
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Samanthaaaa@Samwitch222Nov 6
And FYI a judge ruled in her favor in 1977 allowing her to play in the US Open. He ruled "This person is now a female" and that requiring Richards to pass the Barr body test was "grossly unfair, discriminatory and inequitable, and a violation of her rights." We've gone backwards
Samanthaaaa (@Samwitch222) profile pictureSamanthaaaa@Samwitch222Nov 6
Trans women have been in sports forever btw. Tucker Carlson's dad actually got famous outing a famous tennis player as trans (Renée Richards). Whose ranking peaked at 20 despite her overwhelming physical advantage
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seek 🕸🕷 (@seek_rest) profile picture
seek 🕸🕷@seek_restNov 5
“choose not to use warning” IS a warning. too many people confuse this as being the same as “no archive warnings apply” but that is not anyone else’s fault but their own.
em (@fr0mthec0ncrete) profile pictureem@fr0mthec0ncreteNov 5
fic writing question of the day: you're writing a fic where one of the main characters dies but you don't wanna spoil the ending. do you tag main character death or do you choose not to archive warnings? it feels wrong not to tag it but at the same time, what if that spoils it??
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birdie 🕊️🇵🇸@bluemingdaisyNov 5
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SK Media@SpaghettiKozakNov 6
90 day blackout? Did he buy a generator and spare fuel? Did he buy ecoflows and solar panels? Gas heaters? Or did he buy mostly guns, ammo, and tactical gear like he's going to shoot the darkness away or something?
cold 🥑 (@coldhealing) profile picturecold 🥑
@coldhealingNov 5
People are doing such interesting things inside their houses.
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Stanglass@StanglassdrawsNov 5
Zelink from the Ocarina of Time remake drawn as a neoclassical painting 🖼️
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max 🔞🦊 (@AdAstraTraveler) profile picture
max 🔞🦊@AdAstraTravelerNov 4
AS YOU WISH MONSTER ENERGY
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Monster Energy (@MonsterEnergy) profile pictureMonster Energy
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it's not that deep. crack a monster.
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Final Destination 3 (2006)
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Ray (Comms Open) (@before_it_dies) profile picture
Ray (Comms Open)@before_it_diesNov 5
Seek
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Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplassNov 5
the thing is... i'm fucking awesome
minions over ukranians 🇺🇦 (@jerrjuana) profile pictureminions over ukranians 🇺🇦@jerrjuanaNov 4
Replying to @Variety
How does Mark Duplass keep getting work
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yeahyeahyeah that’s great real quick though what the fuck is going on in louisiana
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Each US state's most disproportionately popular kink on Fetlife
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birdie 🕊️🇵🇸@bluemingdaisyNov 4
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crocodile drop@TheJDMaraNov 4
and for the record there is no mention of heroin in the script. james smokes meth he shoots meth he is a meth user. the only other drug he wants to buy is xanax. anyone who tries to tell you anything else is selling you something.
crocodile drop (@TheJDMara) profile picturecrocodile drop@TheJDMaraNov 3
i wish they left this scene of james trying to buy drugs in the movie. it might have killed the pacing a little (and the hard cut to him dancing in front of the pawn shop in the movie is funny and endearing) but the cut scene is so characterful… it’s better than apple!!!
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