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Upon entering retirement I realize... I'm talented in many ways that can't earn a penny. I that spirit, I now offer my "Wit and Wisdom"... (Free, of course!)

Where BBQ is a Noun.
Joined February 2009
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I warned that Bernie’s socialist wing wanted to take over the Democratic Party instead of building its own…. Leaders called it a “big tent.” Now El-Sayed tells Haley Stevens to stay away. Looks to me like DSI is taking over the tent—and deciding which Democrats get to stay 🇺🇸
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It should make everybody very comfy cozy to see Iran on television… Bragging about the losses of the Republicans… And the gains made by the Democrats.
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Don’t even ask me my sleep score from last night!
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Voted Democrat? Thinking the communist slate would fix everything? I have a fully operational Learing Center in Minnesota… Just hit the market! 🤭
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Apple says I earned a 88 sleep score last night… I’m going to be a ball of energy today! Watch out!
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True… The smoking area was adjacent to our parking lot, where we parked our trucks with our loaded rifles mounted in the back windows.
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Nuff said… Vote! Vote!!! ~
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Halloween at Pour-A-Lago……
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Before you vote based on pain at the pump… Check the numbers… Not your favorite politician’s sales pitch. Average regular gas: Biden $3.46… Trump’s presidencies combined $2.77… Look at the chart🧐 A little homework beats a lot of campaign hot air!
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~ You see it….. Right? Hehehe…..🤭
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Calling Elon a billionaire? That’s “miswealthing”. His pronouns are trillion/aire. Respect his financial identity. I expect a public apology, mandatory sensitivity training, and your resignation by Friday. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 😋
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I first called Democrats the “party of hate” in 2020. Apparently, they took it as a mission statement. Six years of working overtime to prove me right. At last… Something they’re consistent at. 😎
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Rioters torch landmarks in Europe. Communities are wrecked. Innocent lives are being shattered. But by all means, clutch your pearls because Catholic bishops prayed over Trump. Apparently prayer is the outrage. Arson and rioting is just “expressing frustration.”
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Hey Chat! Who do I share my birth date with? 🧐
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AOC says that she is a “girls girl“… 🫪 That’s why she supports men pretending to be girls. Did she see the legitimate teams of “ girls “ runners that refused to compete with a man just last week? Common sense has left the building
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No truth to the rumor that Omar is hiding in Biden's basement...
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~ Children! Am I right?? 🫥
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