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a.i. pacino

@preciousgoblin

sweetie with poor impulse control. RIP norm / instagram @frog1154

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Joined January 2012
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Are they giants? Bitch they Might Be.
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thic nhat hahn go on the harry hill podcast
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Scooping one out for this homie who died in the ice cream wars. Haha 😀no but 🫥 he died in the Iraq war.
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I wish others would see me for what I am. Hot with large breasts
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Jesus texted in the wilderness …? Who he texting his bitch???
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Day 6 unemployed
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a sponsored tiktok for cortisol injections: your face is PUFFY. This is due to FLUID me: ashamed The next tikok: clips from the sopranos depicting Christopher’s journey with addiction, Radiohead over it me: becomes so horny I gravely injure myself
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This is dril vibes
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Carl: where are you meeting the source is it the parking lot? Bob Woodward: omg no Deepthroat: likely you shall both be killed. I will be fine Their boss: pair of no good lousy bums. You are both doing me a detriment Bob: parking lot is where I go to jack it
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working on a “swimmers are called chlorine people” tweet
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Everyone wanna wear sardine earrings no one wanna ingest sardine bones
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Calling in sick with the boll weevil
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sugar gliders…….. what a My Bloody Valentine named ass marsupial
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me directing the extras in a bruno mars video : ok so you are all like brunos friends who are gathered around him one guy: like for his birthday? me: yes great idea act like it’s his birthday bruno: it’s not my birthday
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haters can say what they wamt but you can always count on me to like your Instagram story
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wishing for a tipp exx micro pen
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Thistle ayr game load of shite. Every five minutes a player is lying on the deck like scarlett johansson at the start of Lost in Translation
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Daggerlad@Daggerlad218 Feb 2022
Me: babe i’m lost Me: in tunnels under lawn Wife: Wearing your helmet babe? Me: yep metal one u got 4 me :) Wife: *audio message of metal detector beep* Think I found youu ;) Me: 👷‍♂️👍 Me: i cant hear u digging babe Wife: It was a big coin😳 Wife: *blurry photo of hub cap*
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Frog.
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If I had been elvis I would have spoken to the colonel about the line “hunka hunka burning love” and pleaded with him. Please don’t make me sing that. Not again. Then he would beat me with an instrument
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me being forced into my assigned amazon™️ euthanasia pod in year 2031
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