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jonathan the tortoise

@precogdissonant

I am nicer in real life. LFGM

 La Jolla, San Diego
Joined December 2011
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Sean Glass, an Israeli IDF soldier who gave the order to shoot a 5 year old Palestinian girl named Hind Rajab 355 times, is currently in the US under Trump's protection. Let's make this baby killing cocksucker famous and let @POTUS know what we think about that.
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John (Anarcho Cat)
@anarcho_catOct 20
The Golden Age
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 17
Leaked audio of Mike Rogers calling for voter intimidation in Detroit: "Let's put police officers as our poll watchers in Detroit. Go ahead, try to intimidate them."
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Sayed Ajmal khan@Ajmal_804Oct 17
فلسطین کے بارے میں بات کرنا بند نہ کریں!🇵🇸
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Kerry Burgess
@KerryBurgessOct 7
Apartheid is an evil, distasteful business...
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Gaza before and after the Genocide
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RTBreaking@RT_Breaking_Sep 30
US Senate VOTES DOWN RESOLUTION seeking REPORT on DEATHS of 9 AMERICANS in WEST BANK 47–51 vote BLOCKS REQUEST for even a WRITTEN ACCOUNT of how 9 Americans DIED involving 'Israeli VIOLENCE' or 'security forces'
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞
@Mary1KathySep 26
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Sal the Agorist
@SallyMayweatherSep 4
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Agorist Nexus (Brandon)
@AgoristNSep 2
Louisiana Republicans pass bill criminalizing homelessness with jail and unpaid labor.
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David Sirota
@davidsirotaAug 30
the last thing you hear before you die is a health insurance bureaucrat telling you your medical treatment has been denied due to insufficient funds in your bank account, all while a TV in the background blares CNN pundits yelling about Hasan Piker
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sarah
@sahouraxoJun 20
Israel has dropped over 200 bombs on Lebanon in less than 24 hours — murdering more than 83 civilians. This is an American-backed, American-funded genocide.
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PBS News
@NewsHourJun 18
New concerns are emerging about President Trump’s sweeping pardon of Jan. 6 defendants after a report found that nearly 100 of them have been arrested, charged or convicted of additional crimes since the attack in 2021. It comes as continuing efforts by Trump and his allies to recast the events of that day have reignited debate over accountability and the rule of law. @ElizLanders has more.
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Mark Hammond@MarkHam80780803Jun 16
“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerJun 15
Watching Donald Trump and Dana White walk out from the White House to the UFC Freedom 250 claw is such a beautiful tribute to Iran's glorious victory over America
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Vincent Bevins@VinncentJun 9
I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome
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Jack Meyer 🏛️@JackbmeyerJun 8
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Ashleyy
@dontsippyJun 5
Gavin Newsome who is a top contender for 2028 had an affair with his best friends wife. If sexting is disqualifying how his he governor and a top contender for 2028?
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Nathan J Robinson@NathanJRobinsonJun 4
Dems' reactions to Platner making it transparently clear that "Vote Blue No Matter Who" was always just a way to make leftists to shut up and vote for centrists, not an actual principle
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Trita Parsi
@tparsiMay 2
WOW! The Iranian AI Lego team has another video out. They are doubling down on building bridges between Americans & Iranians while depicting the US gov and "system" as the real enemy. The music, lyrics, and imagery are all designed to appeal to disillusioned Americans.
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