Austin
Joined January 2026
Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for the grifters
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LinkedIn reminded it it was my gfs birthday, this is what it taught me about B2B SAAS 🧵
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build housing or face your city being overrun with LinkedIn claudeslop poasters, retatrutide dropshippers, and cultists of the machine god [real]
San Francisco’s transition from counter culture capital to LinkedIn: The City™️ needs to be studied. Not so it can be replicated, but so it can never happen anywhere else ever again.
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the only moat left is the love of the game
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status quo
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probably the type of shit i'd be on rn if our bitch ass ancestors didn't start using tools 2.6 million years ago
BROWN BEAR SITS IN TALL GRASS AS THE WIND BLOWS THROUGH HIS FUR
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best box cutter
Favorite hand tool of your engineering career? I'll start....
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Eventually Apple is gonna run out of beautiful places in California to name their OS after, and in 2080 we'll have macOS Bakersfield
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Los Angeles class nuclear submarine
Today I had the incredible honor of going to sea on the USS Greeneville, one of our nation’s Los Angeles class nuclear submarines. We submerged to a depth of over 600ft as the crew demonstrated the awesome power of the onboard reactor, including steep turns and dives.
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its a bad day to be a cost model
Going Goblin mode this morning
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My gf and I arguing over Spanish vocab and food
office discussion today: latino-on-latino racism
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office discussion today: latino-on-latino racism
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I have an idea…
Palm trees are a scam. They drink more water and provide less shade than other trees. They're also highly flammable and dangerous in high wind. Time for LA to replace Palm Trees with trees that provide actual shade and cool down our city.
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Replying to @jimbelosic
@jimbelosic @sendcutsend plz discontinue these stickers 😭😭😭
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Pulling up to Tuesday futsal in these bad boys
Adidas’ new Loafers 🙂‍↕️
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roommate purchased a smartphone-sized slab of obsidian and has been holding it instead of her phone to reduce screentime
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I used a Chinese AI model once, this could happen to you!
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Is nothing sacred to these AI freaks???? Mark Zuckerberg and Larry Ellison just built this monstrous data center in the very heart of Paris—only steps away from Notre-Dame and the Louvre. Can’t the EU do something?
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