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calvin

@preppyprototype

hi im calvin hi

Joined September 2025
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hi im calvin everything i say here is 100% serious and in complete earnest
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had to buy a $20 gas station charger (desperate times) but the clerk said "$5 off because you're smiling" and changed the total
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❔@w_ish1417h
if i lived in canberra id no joke end it all
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larg@largsoderr17h
"yo, bro... these hypergamous w*men may chase the top 1%... but my heart will always chase you, bro..."
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LMAO made my conservative sub vote blue today
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how it feels when your friend asks to vc later and forgets to call you
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azlancat 🦁@azlancat19h
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Me using the sidekick that locates chests in Fortnite
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jacob@eggwatermanNov 3
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 💀🤡
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A polar bear was chasing me so i spammed chat gpt prompts and it died in front of me
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Show: The Mighty B! Language: Italian
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loserist@LoseristoNov 3
Rubbed one out to this picture with nothing but pure hatred and anger in my heart
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Nozer@JohnThePapistNov 2
Scrolling through the non binary section on Hinge
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oh finally, we can continue making playtime with percy 2!
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happy birthday kiddo here’s $15 of chatgpt !
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never refer to my abuelita as plapmeat ever again bruh i’m gonna kill you
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jean@malfoyaoiNov 2
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cadet is a deeply disturbed man
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lay@1oflayyNov 2
Yall don’t even be making it to see a nigga feet but be having a baby
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veezy@ghttoyoutNov 2
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kez :P@kezookasNov 2
kidz bop just released "como se dice im having fun"
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