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I travel the world pretending things are a cock. I am a book, an exhibition and a live show. PRETENDING THINGS ARE A COCK https://teapawt.net/t.co/NFktQVsWeh

Joined June 2010
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“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.
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The NBA statistic nobody talks about.
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5 swamp facts that will drive women crazy
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Just posted a photo @ Mount Olympus (Washington) instagram.com/p/CmzVxaoPnSc/…
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Just posted a photo @ World Cups24 - Qatar World Cup 2022 instagram.com/p/CmVjD90rPXN/…
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Most romantic thing you’ll see today😍😂
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Just posted a photo @ Hallmark Visitors Center at Crown Center instagram.com/p/CgsaI_duCN-/…
Just posted a photo @ The Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art instagram.com/p/CghkpSFOxO3/…
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